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Old December 29 2009, 03:36 AM   #1
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The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence

Hiya, folks.

Just a little late getting back on track from the holidays. Hope everyone had at least a decent time. I was up until 4 am Christmas Eve putting together a damned pretend baby-changing table for my daughter that was designed and manufactured by the Devil himself.

But anyway, here we go. Your captions that set my toes to tappin' were:

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McCoy: (Loud slapping sound) "Hi ya Toots!"
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ALIEN: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

SPOCK: Just let me know if I'm close.
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Gorn: "Come back to my place, baby. I promise I shall be merciful and quick."



Spock: "It's December and you haven't set your clock back an hour yet? No wonder we're always so fucking late to work."
Nicely done, all.

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Have at it.

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Old December 29 2009, 03:41 AM   #2
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Sarek: "Your mother was helping re-inflate my pneumatic belt."





Kirk: "If you dispensed cold beer, you'd be the perfect woman."
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Old December 29 2009, 03:57 AM   #3
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Sarek: I am not a traitor, but your mother is certainly a human whore.





Kirk: I wished Uhura wouldn't trim her hedge while sitting in my chair.
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Old December 29 2009, 01:34 PM   #4
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Sarek: "Fascinating..."
Spock: "Faniscating..."
Sarek: "Fa.. si.. nay.. ting..."
Spock: "Fenestrating."
Sarek: "Fascinating, you will say it repeatedly until you get it right."





Carl os: "My afro, has anyone seen my... Oh hell no!"
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Old December 29 2009, 03:52 PM   #5
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SAREK: Spock, you must learn to control your emotions. Now tell me what the other Vulcan boys said that upset you so.

SPOCK: They said this haircut makes me look like Moe Howard.

SAREK: I shall kill them all. Amanda, bring me my Lirpa.




KIRK: No one touch my cotton candy while I ride the Tilt-A-Whirl. It's mine, I tell you...mine!
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Old December 29 2009, 04:28 PM   #6
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Sarek: "That man was our landlord. And we'll not speak of it again."
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Old December 29 2009, 05:03 PM   #7
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Rat Boy's dad: "You won a Shatmandu-run caption contest using the exact same caption you used a year and a half ago to win an Outpost4 caption contest?"



Shatner: "Why didn't Grace Lee take her makeup puff thing with her when she left the show?"
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Old December 29 2009, 07:11 PM   #8
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Rat Boy's dad: "You won a Shatmandu-run caption contest using the exact same caption you used a year and a half ago to win an Outpost4 caption contest?"
Rat Boy: "If he can use the same jokes over and over, why can't I?"
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Old December 29 2009, 09:30 PM   #9
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Sarek: "You're not going out in that robe. Put on your bondage clothes like all the other children."
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Old December 29 2009, 10:50 PM   #10
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animated-Shatner had to be given yet another warning for bringing giant pizza puffs to the set for meal breaks.

It wouldn't have been so bad if he would have shared...
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Old December 29 2009, 11:44 PM   #11
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Hi! Newb here! Love these caption games...



Sarek: That is not our son.
Amanda: Pointy ears, bowl cut, bad attitude... I don't know, you all look alike to me.



Kirk: While I'm in the head, the tribble has the conn.
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Old December 30 2009, 12:16 AM   #12
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SPOCK: You sound different.



KIRK: Come on baby, If I wasn't the Captain would you be allowed to sit in the chair?
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Old December 30 2009, 12:43 AM   #13
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Sarek: "My son, when you wear your mother's underwear out in public, the other boys are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you."




Kirk (voice-over): "Captain's Log, personal: The crew seems quite taken aback by my giant, new pet tribble. The female crewmembers are particularly incensed that I've named it 'Muffy.'"
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Old December 30 2009, 01:00 AM   #14
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Kirk: "Laugh it up, Fuzzball."
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Old December 30 2009, 03:43 AM   #15
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Kirk: "Chekov, taking Sulu's toilet seat and putting it in my chair just isn't funny."
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