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Old December 4 2009, 04:40 AM   #1
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My neighbor is either being murdered...

...or having some really crazy sex. I can hear her screaming from several apartments over.
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Old December 4 2009, 04:42 AM   #2
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Sorry. We'll keep it down.
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Old December 4 2009, 04:51 AM   #3
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.
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Old December 4 2009, 04:53 AM   #4
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

There's a lot of screaming coming from down the hall where I live too, but it's just my sister trying to sing.
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Old December 4 2009, 04:54 AM   #5
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

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What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.
Honestly, upon further examination, it sounds more like she's giving birth.
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Old December 4 2009, 04:58 AM   #6
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

RoJoHen wrote: View Post
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What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.
Honestly, upon further examination, it sounds more like she's giving birth.
Bang on the wall or floor and shout "PUSH! PUUUUSH!! YOU CAN DO IT!"
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Old December 4 2009, 04:59 AM   #7
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

The screaming has stopped, so she is either:

1) Dead

2) Done having sex

3) Holding her new baby

I wish I knew the truth.
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Old December 4 2009, 05:00 AM   #8
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=12109

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=37231
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Old December 4 2009, 05:05 AM   #9
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

I need to buy a markerboard...
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Old December 4 2009, 05:09 AM   #10
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

RoJoHen wrote: View Post
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What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.
Honestly, upon further examination, it sounds more like she's giving birth.
Weird. I'm not sure what to make of it.
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Old December 4 2009, 05:15 AM   #11
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

The other day when I was taking out the trash, I heard the neighbor moaning "More! More! More!" I didn't think much of it at first, but then I had recalled that I forgot the recycling.

So, I was dragging the recycling bin out there, I heard the neighbor screaming "Yes! Yes! Yes!" A bag fell out, and as I was putting it back the neighbor groaned "Shove it in. Ooooh, you're so good."







I hate living next to Al Gore. That man really loves recycling.


Seriously though, on more than one occasion I have heard the neighbors going at it pretty hard with the window open while I took twenty minutes or so to take out the trash.
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Old December 4 2009, 05:16 AM   #12
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What a creepshow.
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Old December 4 2009, 07:13 AM   #13
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

RoJoHen wrote: View Post
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What type of scream is it? That tells the whole story.
Honestly, upon further examination, it sounds more like she's giving birth.
Maybe they were doing anal?
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Old December 4 2009, 06:29 PM   #14
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Even THAT wouldn't explain birthing sounds.
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Old December 4 2009, 08:37 PM   #15
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Re: My neighbor is either being murdered...

Strange. You gonna scan the newspapers? I hear they sometimes post info about recent murders...and births.
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