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Old November 24 2009, 10:23 PM   #31
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"Rock, scissors, paper, lizard, Spock!"
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Old November 25 2009, 04:51 AM   #32
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La Forge: PRUNE - JUICE - MAKES - YOU - LAME!!! LAAAAAAMMMMMUUUUHHH!!!
Ro: PRUNE - JUICE - EQUALS - @$$HOLE!!!
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Old November 25 2009, 05:38 AM   #33
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Worf: "I could not find regular balloons, so I inflated Klingon condoms."

Ro: "I need to see you in my bunk."
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Old November 25 2009, 06:45 AM   #34
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Ro: (As she gooses him)"Come on baby you know you like it you know want it, Ro's all yours baby"

Geordi: "Come on, go for it Worf"





Data: "OH yeah she took it all the way...."

Worf: "Impressive"

Riker: "Nice.."

Lady to Worf's right: "Teehee, teehee"
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Old November 25 2009, 07:56 AM   #35
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Ro: No, I don't think even my sportsbra is going to cover that fanny head.




Data: Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.
Worf: <detaches Data's head, then his arm, and scratches himself with it>
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Old November 25 2009, 06:00 PM   #36
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Unfortunately for Geordi and Ro, Worf thought all that Ghost Hunters stuff was bullshit.



Riker: "Data, you play craps with dice, not actual crap."

Data: "Then I shall return this to Lieutenant Worf."

Worf: "No, no; keep it."
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Old November 25 2009, 06:04 PM   #37
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Worf: "Is that Wesley I see, double-dipping his chip again?"

Ro: "Put him out the nearest airlock, Worf!"

Georgi: "Snap his neck first!"
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Old November 25 2009, 07:34 PM   #38
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Worf didn't want to be rude.

But Ro and Geordi's karaoke version of 'Wind Beneath My Wings' just plain SUCKED.
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Old November 25 2009, 07:35 PM   #39
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DATA:Come on...make an inebriated android happy, Commander!

Sing into my invisible microphone...
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Old November 25 2009, 08:22 PM   #40
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LaForge; Worf, your head's covered in lumps.
Worf; Has anyone else noticed?
Ro; Well it's pretty hard to miss.
Worf; Bastards! They would have let me walk around all day looking like this.

(Original credit Alexei Sayle )
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Old November 25 2009, 08:23 PM   #41
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RO:HEY...

stop bogarting all the grapes and prune juice!


GEORDI: Yeah!!

Some of US would like explosive diarrhea too, you know!!
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Old November 25 2009, 08:33 PM   #42
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Data: I am programmed in multiple techniques. And, yes, fisting is among them, commander.
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Old November 25 2009, 08:40 PM   #43
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"Tasha called this the Cervix Cracker.


She could not get enough of it."
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Old November 25 2009, 11:47 PM   #44
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LaForge: "One day I'll command my own galaxy class starship. I will be a great explorer."

Worf: "One day I'll command my own battle crusier. My victorys will be sung about for eons."

Ro: "One day I'll command my own colonial battlestar. I will be gun down by my inhuman lesbian lover."

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Old November 26 2009, 05:02 PM   #45
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Geordi: "Klaatu barada nikto!!! Klaatu barada nikto!!!"


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