TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' - Page 2

Nerys Myk · November 23 2009, 11:51 PM

RIKER: Come on Worf, hand jive with us!!!!

Nerys Myk · November 23 2009, 11:56 PM

DATA: I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring. Not all require a partner.

Nerys Myk · November 23 2009, 11:58 PM

RO: By the Prophets Geordie, you were right. He's twice as ugly up close.

GEORDIE: Uh, we're not invisible anymore.

RO: Gotta go!

jep · November 24 2009, 12:31 AM

Ro and Geordi: "Don't drink it Worf!!! Data dropped some roofies in it while you weren't looking!!!"

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jep · November 24 2009, 12:34 AM

Ro and Geordi: "We are the ghosts of Star Trek Future. We come with a warning: You must hunt down and kill Scott Bakula while there is still time!"

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jep · November 24 2009, 03:19 AM

Ro: "Definitely an inferior race. Note the sloped forehead, denoting stupidity. The dull look of a trapped
animal. You may take him now for interrogation, but I want the body saved for the Cultural Museum.
He'll make an interesting display."

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Jonas Grumby · November 24 2009, 03:29 AM

Worf: "Oh, shit! K'Ehleyr just walked in! And she looks pissed! And she's making a beeline for Deanna!"

Data: "I've got a lump of coal in my fist. Worf's got one up his ass. We're gonna see who can make a diamond the fastest."

jep · November 24 2009, 03:44 AM

Data: "And then, just at the right moment you nail the bitch in the back of the head."

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Shatmandu · November 24 2009, 03:49 AM

Growling Voiceover Guy: "Tonight's episode of Staaar Trek: TheNextGeneration is brought to you by Budweiser. Buuuudweiser, the King of Beeeeers!"

It was the last time Data shut down for a rest cycle when Riker had been drinking.

Triskelion · November 24 2009, 03:09 PM

Help us Worf! We can't stash any food!

Riker: Data, where did you get those?
Data: Best not to ask, sir.

Shatmandu · November 24 2009, 05:59 PM

La Forge: "Forgot your pants while dressing for a diplomatic reception?"

cooleddie74 · November 24 2009, 08:23 PM

RO:"Worf?

HELLO?

Can you help Geordi and I settle a wager?

Commander LaForge thinks your head looks like a fanny...but I say it looks more like an Arcturian crab!"

cooleddie74 · November 24 2009, 08:24 PM

DATA:"Before she died, Tasha taught me this method.

A way to experience what I did with her...only without having to replicate a dinner and listen to inane stories."

Nerys Myk · November 24 2009, 09:06 PM

cooleddie74 wrote:

RO:"Worf?

HELLO?

Can you help Geordi and I settle a wager?

Commander LaForge thinks your head looks like a fanny...but I say it looks more like an Arcturian crab!"

WORF "Like Geordie has ever seen a fanny!"

Shatmandu · November 24 2009, 10:03 PM

Riker: "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

November 23 2009, 11:56 PM	#17
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' DATA: I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring. Not all require a partner. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 23 2009, 11:58 PM	#18
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' RO: By the Prophets Geordie, you were right. He's twice as ugly up close. GEORDIE: Uh, we're not invisible anymore. RO: Gotta go! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 24 2009, 12:31 AM	#19
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Ro and Geordi: "Don't drink it Worf!!! Data dropped some roofies in it while you weren't looking!!!" . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 24 2009, 12:34 AM	#20
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Ro and Geordi: "We are the ghosts of Star Trek Future. We come with a warning: You must hunt down and kill Scott Bakula while there is still time!" . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 24 2009, 03:19 AM	#21
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Ro: "Definitely an inferior race. Note the sloped forehead, denoting stupidity. The dull look of a trapped animal. You may take him now for interrogation, but I want the body saved for the Cultural Museum. He'll make an interesting display." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

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November 23 2009, 11:51 PM	#16
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' RIKER: Come on Worf, hand jive with us!!!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 24 2009, 03:29 AM	#22
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Worf: "Oh, shit! K'Ehleyr just walked in! And she looks pissed! And she's making a beeline for Deanna!" Data: "I've got a lump of coal in my fist. Worf's got one up his ass. We're gonna see who can make a diamond the fastest." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

November 24 2009, 03:44 AM	#23
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Data: "And then, just at the right moment you nail the bitch in the back of the head." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 24 2009, 03:49 AM	#24
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Growling Voiceover Guy: "Tonight's episode of Staaar Trek: TheNextGeneration is brought to you by Budweiser. Buuuudweiser, the King of Beeeeers!" It was the last time Data shut down for a rest cycle when Riker had been drinking. __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest! Last edited by Shatmandu; November 24 2009 at 04:11 AM.

November 24 2009, 03:09 PM	#25
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Help us Worf! We can't stash any food! Riker: Data, where did you get those? Data: Best not to ask, sir. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 24 2009, 05:59 PM	#26
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' La Forge: "Forgot your pants while dressing for a diplomatic reception?" __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

November 24 2009, 08:23 PM	#27
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' RO:"Worf? HELLO? Can you help Geordi and I settle a wager? Commander LaForge thinks your head looks like a fanny...but I say it looks more like an Arcturian crab!" __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

November 24 2009, 08:24 PM	#28
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' DATA:"Before she died, Tasha taught me this method. A way to experience what I did with her...only without having to replicate a dinner and listen to inane stories." __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

November 24 2009, 10:03 PM	#30
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #164 - 'Repetitive Strain Injury' Riker: "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!