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Old November 17 2009, 12:14 AM   #1
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Old November 17 2009, 12:43 AM   #2
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Re: CAPTION THIS: "The Holiday Season"

Jesus Christ...try a few pics, then move on from there. I was gonna' post comments on the first few, then there were just more and more and more until I thought; "Ah, forget it."

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Old November 17 2009, 07:42 PM   #3
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Uhh... the previous caption thread had a lot of pics, and no one captioned all of them. They just picked what they wanted to use. I don't see the issue here.
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Old November 17 2009, 07:53 PM   #4
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Batman: "Fuck the nipples, the next batsuit has to have more room in the crotch!"




Arnie: "Anakin Skywalker! Oh no! I won't be back."



"Meh, it's a living."




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Old November 18 2009, 06:12 AM   #5
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Holdfast
introduces his new Holiday Line at Fashion Week.
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Old November 18 2009, 12:26 PM   #6
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"Who farted?"
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Old November 18 2009, 06:18 PM   #7
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All of the pretty girls loved the one-legged man.
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Old November 18 2009, 08:22 PM   #8
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DeNiro: I used to be a respected actor that made award winning movies.




Vaughn: You're so money and you don't even know it.

Duvall: Oh I know it. In fact, I used to be a respected actor that made award winning movies.




You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Claus

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Old November 18 2009, 08:24 PM   #9
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Gizmo (thinking): Shit, I turned down being Alf for this?
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Old November 19 2009, 12:29 AM   #10
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"How can he be jolly with such a small penis?"



Grant (thinking) "Boy, I sure hope sex with that prostitute doesn't come back to haunt me"
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Old November 19 2009, 01:55 AM   #11
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Schwartz: "You know, I'm not sure what the big deal is but my dad says my mom loves licking pole."


"I bet you think this is a heated jacuzzi, don't you? Nope."


Catwoman: "If you think this is bad, wait until Joel Schumacher gets here."


"Oh my god! It really does shrink!"


Ahhh. Another Christmas dinner at the Cracker Barrell.


Gizmo: "He really did put it in a box!"


"Sheesh, can't the Browns ever win?!"


George: "See? You can't tell the difference between this and a real tree!"


"Oh, God. My creepy, plasticky, CGI'd body and face in Salvation somehow looks better than the real me!!!"


Santa: "Give me the keys to your car or I'll bitch-slap you so hard you'll think you're Tina Turner."


Martin Short: "They said I was perfect for the part! Needed no makeup or costuming!"


Hanks: "You know, the "cafe orgasm" thing is only funny in the movies."
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Old November 19 2009, 02:01 AM   #12
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- Come and join me in the bubbles...
- This is a pool, it doesn't have water jets
- It does now... ...prout... ahhh!


Oh-oh. I think I saw a pussycat!


Didn't I learned anything doing Kindergarden Cop?


What do you mean, you've never heard the song I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?
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Old November 19 2009, 02:01 AM   #13
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Girl: "Ew! It's Jimmy Rosen's name written in the snow! And the letters are yellow!"




Gizmo: "Oh, my god! You're not anything like your Match.com profile!"




Duvall: "Hi. I'm Robert Duvall, America's greatest living actor. Now, you two kids can learn something here if you just keep your mouths shut and pay attention."




Nicholas Claus: "Surprised? Well, I'll admit we make sure the public image of life here at the North Pole is a bit more appropriate for children than the reality. *winks*"




Serena (panting): "It's no use! I know my suit! I know your suit! By the time we manage to get them both off, the mood will be gone!"




Kid #1: "He was pretending the pole was Suzy Miller."

Kid #2: "I bet he's glad he didn't try what he really wants to do to her!"




Santa: "Please forgive the intrusion, but while going through my Naughty and Nice List, I came across a matter I felt needed to be handled in person. It seems your little girl has been selling classified Defense Department documents to the Soviets."




Woman: "Oh, come on! Snap out of it! They're 32-B's! They can't be that fascinating!"
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Old November 20 2009, 01:41 AM   #14
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"Git to da choppa!!!!"




Viktor knew that a change in dress code was the sure way to distract the Lycans.
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Old November 20 2009, 02:02 AM   #15
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WHen I grow up I'm going to get paid money for doing this in porn (the kid whose tongue gets stuck actually became a porn actor)


"I'm peeing eggnog right now"


"Where's Robin? I prefer him on top."


"Oh My Goodness! Lorena Bobbit did it again!"


"Wanna play Russian Roulette?"


"I love the smell of fresh blondes in the morning. It smells like stupidity."


"SAY MY NAME! SAY MY NAME!"


"I shouldnt have taken this movie role."


The wife - "I wish that dang angel hadn't of saved him! I would have gotten a million bucks from his life insurance policy."


"ARGGGHH NO MORE I GOTTA ESCAPE THIS BAD MOVIE!"


This the hell Santa will face if he dies an athiest


"I would so like to shove a Christmas tree down your tiny throat just to shut you the hell up!"


"Take a bite, it wont hurt you."


Here is what Mr. Ed looks like in a dress and makeup.


"So this is what happens when Mr. Cold Meiser turrns gay."


"Ryan needs to save my butt from this boring washed up actress."
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