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Old April 6 2009, 06:33 PM   #1
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‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

I wasn't sure where to start a thread about the new porn film of a hustler spoof of the cult classic Star Trek.
I was going to put it under Fan Productions since they have created a new Enterprise bridge & transporter.

6 photos taken on the bridge set
http://beta.hustlerworld.com/gallery...=12&gallery=12
(no nudity at all, fully clothed)


I thought I saw somene had posted a video of the Kirk character acting somewhere already on trekbbs but I don't remember seeing anything about the clip being titled: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ but it looks like it must be this actor.

The film will be released in cinemas on May 7 in New Zealand.
the event, to be held at Skycity Cinemas on Queen Street in Auckland.
released on May 12.



dozens of photos from the set showing off the rest of the bridge, transporter room, behind the scenes photos, props:
http://www.avn.com/galleries/1241/
No nudity. A few are racy so please do not view at work.

2 more racy photos here and shows more of the bridge set and Vulcan makeup job:

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I wanted to make it as faithful to the original as I could.
Describing it as "more of an homage than a parody," Braun said he studied the mainstream series carefully, noting everything from the extensive use of primary colors in the fabrics to the bare-bones look of the spaceship's staterooms, to the signature camera moves by the TV series' regular cinematographer Gerry Finnerman.

Every effort has been made to make sure that all costumes, props and makeup design parody the classic television show."
"We're going to keep them all as standing sets," Braun informed, "because we'll be using them again for at least one sequel, as well as webisodes, promotional shots, etc."
On The Set: Hustler Video's This Ain't Star Trek XXX
http://business.avn.com/articles/34917.html

I would like to discuss the Trek aspects of this and not the porn or nudity aspects.

Let's discuss only this film and no other 'Star Trek' porn films. Please stay on-topic and have a serious discussion.
So....sets, wardrobe, makeup, lighting, camera angles, script, production values?

I think the phaser Kirk has in one photo must be a new toy from the TrekXI film. The costumes are pretty good.
Spock looks great (ears & haircut). The TOS bridge looks fairly accurate.
I wonder if it holds up in HD video...

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Old April 6 2009, 06:37 PM   #2
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Re: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

Funny. I was going to post about this today, too, as I just learned about this, uh, "film"... Now no one can say that Trek isn't branching out to reach new audiences this year.
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Old April 6 2009, 06:39 PM   #3
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i wonder if they will include rock penis
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Old April 6 2009, 06:45 PM   #4
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urbandk wrote: View Post
i wonder if they will include rock penis
And the planet-killer.
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Old April 6 2009, 07:00 PM   #5
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Re: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

I think that avatar is all I can take concerning the actions of rock penis, thank you very much *shudder*
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Old April 6 2009, 07:30 PM   #6
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Re: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

Hopefully this is the start of a series.

This Ain't Star Trek: The Motion Porno
This Ain't Star Trek II: The Bath with Khan
This Ain't Star Trek III: The Search for C#@&
This Ain't Star Trek IV: The Voyeur's Home
This Ain't Star Trek V: The Anal Frontier
This Ain't Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered C?$^
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Old April 6 2009, 07:42 PM   #7
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Re: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

Plecostomus wrote: View Post
urbandk wrote: View Post
i wonder if they will include rock penis
And the planet-killer.
I'm boycotting this movie 'cus I'm sick of the damned wrong color yellow shirts.
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Old April 6 2009, 07:52 PM   #8
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‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ promotional on TMZ

TMZ has a 1:35 length video. from March 31.
It shows the sets, some bethind the scenes footage, some joking around, and the Kirk actor actually saying "Khan" in it as if he were acting a scene.

The camera on the jib is a Panasonic HD camera (probably HVX-200) so this will probably see a Blu-ray HD release from Hustler. (LFP Video Group released Blu-ray porn since 2007.)


Edit to add:
Also this is a link to original photo above of Sasha Grey in Vulcan makeup on the set
from The Daily What blog (not a p0rn company site).
check out that costume and shoes! This photo shows the depth of the set and the multilevel construction.

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Old April 6 2009, 09:16 PM   #9
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Re: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

Yes, yes, yes...

But is it canon ? And will it preserve the heart and spirit of Star Trek ?

jefferiestubes8 wrote: View Post
Also this is a link to original photo above of Sasha Grey in Vulcan makeup on the set
I approve. I assume in this version of Trek Vulcans are in Pon Farr for 7 years straight ?
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Old April 6 2009, 09:43 PM   #10
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Re: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

Evan Stone looks... odd with short hair.

I do get a kick out of some of the photos which are done up in TOS lighting or in poses Trek geeks would know as 40 year old publicity photos.

Now to the important question. Is there sex with green women?
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Old April 6 2009, 10:11 PM   #11
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Re: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

GodBen wrote: View Post
Hopefully this is the start of a series.

This Ain't Star Trek: The Motion Porno
This Ain't Star Trek II: The Bath with Khan
This Ain't Star Trek III: The Search for C#@&
This Ain't Star Trek IV: The Voyeur's Home
This Ain't Star Trek V: The Anal Frontier
This Ain't Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered C?$^
Very nice titles.
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Old April 6 2009, 10:42 PM   #12
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USS Renegade wrote: View Post
GodBen wrote: View Post
Hopefully this is the start of a series.

This Ain't Star Trek: The Motion Porno
This Ain't Star Trek II: The Bath with Khan
This Ain't Star Trek III: The Search for C#@&
This Ain't Star Trek IV: The Voyeur's Home
This Ain't Star Trek V: The Anal Frontier
This Ain't Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered C?$^
Very nice titles.
I came up with them while I was bored at a punk-rock gig that I was dragged to by a girlfriend two years ago. I can't remember why.
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Old April 6 2009, 11:34 PM   #13
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This is gonna be hilarious if this film is more in the style and spirit of Old Trek than the new Abrams film will be, given the release date
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Old April 7 2009, 01:24 AM   #14
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Re: ‘This Ain’t Star Trek XXX’ film

"The four-day shoot concluded yesterday at Hustler's Chatsworth studios with a volcanic scene between Aurora (Snow), as the beautifully-coiffed crewperson Marla (McGivers), and Nick Manning (as Khan), clad in an austere grey tunic."

Gives a whole new meaning to TOS episode title "Space Seed".


Here is a picture of them together either in their quarters or sickbay, clothed.
Here is another picture of them standing, clothed.


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Old April 7 2009, 01:41 AM   #15
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GodBen wrote: View Post
Hopefully this is the start of a series.

This Ain't Star Trek: The Motion Porno
This Ain't Star Trek II: The Bath with Khan
This Ain't Star Trek III: The Search for C#@&
This Ain't Star Trek IV: The Voyeur's Home
This Ain't Star Trek V: The Anal Frontier
This Ain't Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered C?$^
This Ain't Star Trek: Penetrations
This Ain't Star Trek: First Cuntact
This Ain't Star Trek: Sin-Surrection
This Ain't Star Trek: Nymphosis
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