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Old August 10 2010, 08:03 PM   #1
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Caption Contest 51: S'mores and Ghost Stories

But first the winners

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Sam Beckett: I did it! Archer's finally an admiral.







Sam Beckett: Oh boy...
A toast to the winners!


And now this weeks pics:
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Old August 10 2010, 08:04 PM   #2
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Old August 10 2010, 09:24 PM   #3
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Re: Caption Contest 51: S'mores and Ghost Stories



"And when they got back to the ship and got out of the shuttlepod, they looked back at the hatch...and there was a metal hook hanging from the handle!"




Phlox: "So now that you've seen this little video description of the procedure, what do you say?"
Archer: "I say...maybe I'll just take another box of condoms, Doc."




T'Pol: "Go ahead! Perform an action statistically likely to favorably influence my perception of this day!"
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Old August 10 2010, 10:59 PM   #4
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Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


T'Pol: "Go ahead! Perform an action statistically likely to favorably influence my perception of this day!"
WIN Suitable for framing!
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Old August 11 2010, 12:22 AM   #5
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T'Pol: "Go ahead! Perform an action statistically likely to favorably influence my perception of this day!"


Winner!!! stop the contest. I do not see anybody topping this....
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Old August 11 2010, 12:34 AM   #6
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(Offscreen as the Phase Pistol is pointed at him) - Trip Tucker: "Come on! It was just pillow talk baby!"
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Old August 11 2010, 05:52 AM   #7
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Believe it or not, this is the best Campfire scene in all of Star Trek.




Phlox: How are you feeling Captain?

Archer: Worse, now that you've made me watch as you perform Heart Surgery.



T'Pol: I'm a Vegetarian, not a Vegan! Get it right!
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Old August 11 2010, 12:36 PM   #8
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T'Pol: "The first person to suggest 'Row your boat' gets a phase pistol up their ass!"



T'Pol: "Fascinating. I never considered that it would be you. Assume the position, Captain."



Archer: "What is it, Phlox."
Phlox: "It's... it's... well... it's green."
Archer: "God, I wish you were talking about brandy and not my penis!"



T'Pol: "You are probably wondering whether I fired six shots or just five. Well considering that this thing runs off a battery, that really doesn't mean shit!" Blows alien's head clean off.
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Old August 11 2010, 04:16 PM   #9
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T'Pol: "You are probably wondering whether I fired six shots or just five. Well considering that this thing runs off a battery, that really doesn't mean shit!" Blows alien's head clean off.
Tucker: How did you do that? The Phase Pistol was on stun!
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Old August 11 2010, 04:36 PM   #10
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T'Pol: "You are probably wondering whether I fired six shots or just five. Well considering that this thing runs off a battery, that really doesn't mean shit!" Blows alien's head clean off.
Tucker: How did you do that? The Phase Pistol was on stun?
T'Pol: "Simple Vulcan superiority."
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Old August 12 2010, 06:49 AM   #11
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A special thanks to Nerys Myk for stepping up to the plate and keeping things running. I'm trying not to pull a 'Joe'.




T'Pol: "I call them marshmellons.......and the first one to disagree gets a Vulcan groin pinch."




Archer: "My lord! Make it stop! (phew)"

Phlox: "I told you Sir, cheese in, cheese out."


EDIT: To TLV, you soooo beat me to the Dirty Harry Line. grrrr.

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Old August 12 2010, 06:56 AM   #12
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*PEW!*

T'Pol: "Stop!....Or I will shoot."

Tucker (OS): "We really need to work on your timing."
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Old August 13 2010, 01:58 PM   #13
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Trip: Vulcans and beans. an explosive combination

T'pol: Sigh. I hope noone says that again




T'pol: Take that! pew! pew!

Archer(os): Vulcans. So immature
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Old August 16 2010, 09:53 AM   #14
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A win! Thanks!


Mayweather: Oh no! None of it was real. The whole island was an allegory for purgatory.


Perhaps next time Captain you might want to find out all of the details of the natives' rituals before you agree to participate? Hmm? Be that as it may, this ritual calls for a sacrifice of the left one. Luckily for you it doesn't say how.
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Old August 17 2010, 12:51 AM   #15
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A win! Thanks!


Mayweather: Oh no! None of it was real. The whole island was an allegory for purgatory.

T'Pol: Thanks a lot for the Spoiler, Ensign!
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