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Old November 6 2009, 05:33 PM   #1
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vfwcc #27: i grok tuvok

Well hi folks it's ur friendly neighborhood Triskelion come to try my hand at the Voyager forum capcon. Hope you like it! Thanks to Akiraprise for your work, and thanks from all of us to Lucy of Nine for her efforts too! Tuvok wishes he was as logical as she is charming!

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Janeway: "You do know how to whistle don't you, you just put your lips together and blow." blows long, wet, raspberry

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Janeway: "We dont have this scthuff back home.."

Congratulations The Laughing Vulcan and DrBob! You win the Carey!





Our next contest is from Flashback proving some memories are better left buried, especially things that came out of Neelix's kitchen. Have at!







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Old November 6 2009, 05:38 PM   #2
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The juice was fine but the invisible wine left something to be desired.
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Old November 6 2009, 05:58 PM   #3
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Winning is good, raspberries are wetter.




Neelix: "Tell me what you think of the secret ingredient Mr Vulcan."



Tuvok: "Fucking Leola Root!"




Tuvok: "Gnnggghhh! Sat on meself."



Janeway: "So I don't get it, did Valtane die, or didn't he?"
Tuvok: "Don't ask me, I'm still trying to figure out how Khan knew Chekov."


EMH: "Crafty Vulcan, you're faking it. You've actually got pon farr."
Tuvok: "Keep your mouth shut, or I'll reprogram you with a Mexican Accent."
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Old November 6 2009, 06:38 PM   #4
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Neelix: "Oh, come now, Mister Vulcan. Just a little bit of this genuine Agua from Earth's Mexico region will do you some good."



Tuvok then experiences an old Earth custom known as Montezuma's Revenge.
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Old November 6 2009, 09:25 PM   #5
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Tuvok walks in on Janeway and Chakotay.
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Old November 6 2009, 11:20 PM   #6
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SULU (oc): Wait a minute, you werent in the movie!

TUVOK: He's right Captain.

SULU: I was talking about you!
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Old November 7 2009, 03:44 AM   #7
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Neelix: "I squeezed it myself ... <Tuvok takes a sip> ... out of myself."






Janeway: "Sulu keeps asking Valtane to sit on his face. Is that archaic slang or something?"
Tuvok: "Negative."




Neelix: "The Ventraxian Shocker is known throughout the quadrant."





Tuvok: "Are my vital signs within limits?"
EMH: "Don't know. I'm determining if your hairline is physically possible ..."
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Old November 7 2009, 07:25 AM   #8
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Torres <over com>: Engineering to Tuvok, somebody rerouted waste reclamation to the mess hall.
Neelix: So close!




Janeway: So they didn't have seatbelts either, did they.
Tuvok: Negative. Fleet budgetary constraints.
Janeway: Bastards!




I found Seven's missing nanoprobe!




Doc: Interesting. Now see what she thinks about balding men.
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Old November 8 2009, 04:37 AM   #9
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Neelix, sly: "I saw you put the vodka in there ..."






Janeway: "The Communications Officer is a terrible actress."
Tuvok: "Aye."






Tuvok never bent over in front of Harry Kim again.






Doc: "Find out of she likes me."
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Old November 8 2009, 05:12 AM   #10
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EMH: I'm trying to distract him Captain, but so far he's ignored my laser pointer.
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Old November 8 2009, 05:15 AM   #11
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TUVOK: Kes, just informed what "leola root" is slang for.
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Old November 8 2009, 01:40 PM   #12
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Old November 9 2009, 04:00 AM   #13
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Tuvok: "In her mind, she refers to you as 'the bald, talking toaster.'"
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Old November 9 2009, 06:59 AM   #14
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Tuvok: Something about...turning down the overhead lights before she goes blind with the glare.
Doc: Hm, the Aqua Net appears to be seeping into her brain.
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Old November 9 2009, 08:47 PM   #15
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Tuvok, breaking off: "It's just full of technobabble ..."
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