TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' - Page 9

cooleddie74 · November 20 2009, 09:35 PM

PICARD:"Classmates.com is just bloody useless.

Half my graduating class died in the Cardassian or Tzenkethi wars. This is getting damned depressing."

cooleddie74 · November 20 2009, 09:36 PM

SERGEY:"Did ve come at a bad time, son?"

HELENA:"Should ve return AFTER you finish masturbating?"

Triskelion · November 20 2009, 09:44 PM

Tell me, Counselor, should I use a chronological approach to my archeology speech, or -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
There can be no justice so long as laws are -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
With the first link, a chain is forged -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE -
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
I'm Gloria. From Cleveland.
<Troi moves to slap the back of his head, then doesn't>

Jonas Grumby · November 20 2009, 09:58 PM

Picard: "He's a strange young man, alright, but he did seem to care very deeply for this Britney person..."

LitmusDragon · November 20 2009, 10:17 PM

Picard: You see here, it's Data's severed head on this E-Bay listing! How can this be?
<Troi slaps the back of his head>

The Laughing Vulcan · November 20 2009, 10:28 PM

Picard baritone: "In the blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
Picard falsetto: "On the trail of the lonesome pine..."

jep · November 21 2009, 03:58 PM

Picard: "Look at this historical holo, Troi. What is Sulu doing with that can of Crisco?"

Troi: "I don't know, sir."

Picard: "And what is he wearing?? Are those.... assless chaps?"

.

cooleddie74 · November 21 2009, 08:20 PM

The Laughing Vulcan wrote:

Picard baritone: "In the blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
<Troi slaps the back of his head>
Picard falsetto: "On the trail of the lonesome pine..."

Troi: "Is that an indirect Admiral Cooleddie reference, sir?"

cooleddie74 · November 21 2009, 08:20 PM

PICARD: Bloody HELL.

I think Admiral Nechayev just RickRolled me.

Shatmandu · November 21 2009, 09:20 PM

Picard: "Says here they're trying to get Starfleet to change the name of the Crazy Horse. They say it's offensive. <Cups hands and shouts at screen> FUCK YOU, SAVAGES!"

cooleddie74 · November 21 2009, 09:27 PM

TROI:"Only 21 followers on your Twitter page, sir?"

PICARD:"Well...

I'm busy all the time.

And...stuff."

Triskelion · November 22 2009, 05:05 AM

T: Sir, I don't think the ship's visual pickups are meant to be used this way....
P: She's a doctor. She ought to be used to clinical scrutiny of embarassing nakedness.

Sergei: See? Now he looks even less like me. I don't think he's my son.
Helena: <slaps the back of his head>

cultcross · November 23 2009, 11:14 AM

And that's it for this contest, the new one's up!

November 20 2009, 09:35 PM	#121
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' PICARD:"Classmates.com is just bloody useless. Half my graduating class died in the Cardassian or Tzenkethi wars. This is getting damned depressing." __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

November 20 2009, 09:36 PM	#122
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' SERGEY:"Did ve come at a bad time, son?" HELENA:"Should ve return AFTER you finish masturbating?" __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

November 20 2009, 09:44 PM	#123
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Tell me, Counselor, should I use a chronological approach to my archeology speech, or - <Troi slaps the back of his head> There can be no justice so long as laws are - <Troi slaps the back of his head> With the first link, a chain is forged - <Troi slaps the back of his head> THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS - <Troi slaps the back of his head> THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE - <Troi slaps the back of his head> I'm Gloria. From Cleveland. <Troi moves to slap the back of his head, then doesn't> __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 20 2009, 09:58 PM	#124
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "He's a strange young man, alright, but he did seem to care very deeply for this Britney person..." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

November 20 2009, 10:17 PM	#125
LitmusDragon Commodore Location: The Barmuda Triangle	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: You see here, it's Data's severed head on this E-Bay listing! How can this be? <Troi slaps the back of his head>

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ABOUT US

November 20 2009, 10:28 PM	#126
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard baritone: "In the blue ridge mountains of Virginia..." <Troi slaps the back of his head> Picard falsetto: "On the trail of the lonesome pine..." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

November 21 2009, 03:58 PM	#127
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "Look at this historical holo, Troi. What is Sulu doing with that can of Crisco?" Troi: "I don't know, sir." Picard: "And what is he wearing?? Are those.... assless chaps?" . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 21 2009, 08:20 PM	#129
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' PICARD: Bloody HELL. I think Admiral Nechayev just RickRolled me. __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn Last edited by cooleddie74; November 21 2009 at 08:39 PM.

November 21 2009, 09:20 PM	#130
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "Says here they're trying to get Starfleet to change the name of the Crazy Horse. They say it's offensive. <Cups hands and shouts at screen> FUCK YOU, SAVAGES!" __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

November 21 2009, 09:27 PM	#131
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' TROI:"Only 21 followers on your Twitter page, sir?" PICARD:"Well... I'm busy all the time. And...stuff." __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

November 22 2009, 05:05 AM	#132
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' T: Sir, I don't think the ship's visual pickups are meant to be used this way.... P: She's a doctor. She ought to be used to clinical scrutiny of embarassing nakedness. Sergei: See? Now he looks even less like me. I don't think he's my son. Helena: <slaps the back of his head> __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 23 2009, 11:14 AM	#133
cultcross Runner Location: United Kingdom	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' And that's it for this contest, the new one's up! __________________ This post terminates here. Please do not attempt to board.