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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 19 2009, 05:50 PM   #106
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Picard: "See the e-receipt? I ordered you a nice nightgown for your birthday, not a pair of crotchless panties and a bag of extra-large buttplugs."
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Old November 19 2009, 08:30 PM   #107
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DEANNA:"You bookmark Scheisse sites?"

PICARD:"You have no right to judge me."
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Old November 20 2009, 02:31 AM   #108
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Picard: "I'm sorry, Counselor. Looking at your last name, Beverly and I simply assumed that you'd be down with having a nice Ménage à Troi."



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Old November 20 2009, 02:40 AM   #109
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On that note..............



Picard: "See, it says right here:
'One titty,
two titty,
three titty,
four.
Help make a Picard sandwich,
or there's the door'.
I don't make these things up Deanna."
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Old November 20 2009, 02:43 AM   #110
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Picard: "They are called sequoia trees. They can live for thousands of years and be 20 feet or more in diameter."

Troi: "That's amazing."

Picard: "See the one at the left edge of the screen? The one that's over 10 feet in diameter? It was planted the same day this contest started. "


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Old November 20 2009, 02:51 AM   #111
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Troi: "Sex? With you? God no, Captain! You're a nice enough man, but I just can't."

Picard: "It's because I'm bald isn't it?

Troi: "No. It's because you're a Frenchman."


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Old November 20 2009, 03:08 AM   #112
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Helena: "And ven you ver a leetle boy, you vould nuzzle your reedges in between my boobs and fall asleep. Eet made me feel like a complete mom."

Worf: "TMI Mother. TMI!"
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Old November 20 2009, 03:23 PM   #113
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Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
Troi: <slaps the back of his head>
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Old November 20 2009, 03:30 PM   #114
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Picard: "If you had relaxed your sphincter, it wouldn't have hurt. Says so right here ... Unless you're accusing cornhole.com of lying ..."
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Old November 20 2009, 03:34 PM   #115
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Picard: "Counselor, take a look at the method used for killing mosquitos."

Troi: <slaps the back of his head>

Picard: "Yes, that's it."
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Old November 20 2009, 03:49 PM   #116
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Sergei: I have all the nudes and diagrams at home!
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Old November 20 2009, 03:53 PM   #117
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Picard: "Ah. So that's what the term 'motor boating' means. Well then, lets give it a try."

Troi: <slaps the back of his head>
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Old November 20 2009, 07:01 PM   #118
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Picard: "THERE ARE FIVE KIRKS."

Troi: <slaps the back of his head>
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Old November 20 2009, 08:22 PM   #119
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Prodigy track plays from terminal: "Smack my bitch up, smack my bitch up..."

Troi: <slaps the back of his head in time with the beat>
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Old November 20 2009, 09:16 PM   #120
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Picard: "Hello, Geordi. How are things in engineering?"

Troi: "Fix" <slaps him> "the goddam" <slaps him> "teleprompter." <slaps him>
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