TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' - Page 8

Shatmandu · November 19 2009, 05:50 PM

Picard: "See the e-receipt? I ordered you a nice nightgown for your birthday, not a pair of crotchless panties and a bag of extra-large buttplugs."

cooleddie74 · November 19 2009, 08:30 PM

DEANNA:"You bookmark Scheisse sites?"

PICARD:"You have no right to judge me."

jep · November 20 2009, 02:31 AM

Picard: "I'm sorry, Counselor. Looking at your last name, Beverly and I simply assumed that you'd be down with having a nice Ménage à Troi."

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Alrik · November 20 2009, 02:40 AM

^
On that note..............

Picard: "See, it says right here:
'One titty,
two titty,
three titty,
four.
Help make a Picard sandwich,
or there's the door'.
I don't make these things up Deanna."

jep · November 20 2009, 02:43 AM

Picard: "They are called sequoia trees. They can live for thousands of years and be 20 feet or more in diameter."

Troi: "That's amazing."

Picard: "See the one at the left edge of the screen? The one that's over 10 feet in diameter? It was planted the same day this contest started. "

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jep · November 20 2009, 02:51 AM

Troi: "Sex? With you? God no, Captain! You're a nice enough man, but I just can't."

Picard: "It's because I'm bald isn't it?

Troi: "No. It's because you're a Frenchman."

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Alrik · November 20 2009, 03:08 AM

Helena: "And ven you ver a leetle boy, you vould nuzzle your reedges in between my boobs and fall asleep. Eet made me feel like a complete mom."

Worf: "TMI Mother. TMI!"

Triskelion · November 20 2009, 03:23 PM

Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
Troi: <slaps the back of his head>

Shatmandu · November 20 2009, 03:30 PM

Picard: "If you had relaxed your sphincter, it wouldn't have hurt. Says so right here ... Unless you're accusing cornhole.com of lying ..."

scottydog · November 20 2009, 03:34 PM

Picard: "Counselor, take a look at the method used for killing mosquitos."

Troi: <slaps the back of his head>

Picard: "Yes, that's it."

Triskelion · November 20 2009, 03:49 PM

Sergei: I have all the nudes and diagrams at home!

Alrik · November 20 2009, 03:53 PM

Picard: "Ah. So that's what the term 'motor boating' means. Well then, lets give it a try."

Troi: <slaps the back of his head>

scottydog · November 20 2009, 07:01 PM

Picard: "THERE ARE FIVE KIRKS."

Troi: <slaps the back of his head>

The Laughing Vulcan · November 20 2009, 08:22 PM

Prodigy track plays from terminal: "Smack my bitch up, smack my bitch up..."

Troi: <slaps the back of his head in time with the beat>

scottydog · November 20 2009, 09:16 PM

Picard: "Hello, Geordi. How are things in engineering?"

Troi: "Fix" <slaps him> "the goddam" <slaps him> "teleprompter." <slaps him>

November 19 2009, 05:50 PM	#106
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "See the e-receipt? I ordered you a nice nightgown for your birthday, not a pair of crotchless panties and a bag of extra-large buttplugs." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

November 19 2009, 08:30 PM	#107
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' DEANNA:*"You bookmark Scheisse* sites?" PICARD:"You have no right to judge me."** __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

November 20 2009, 02:31 AM	#108
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "I'm sorry, Counselor. Looking at your last name, Beverly and I simply assumed that you'd be down with having a nice Ménage à Troi." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 20 2009, 02:40 AM	#109
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' ^ On that note.............. Picard: "See, it says right here: 'One titty, two titty, three titty, four. Help make a Picard sandwich, or there's the door'. I don't make these things up Deanna."

November 20 2009, 02:43 AM	#110
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "They are called sequoia trees. They can live for thousands of years and be 20 feet or more in diameter." Troi: "That's amazing." Picard: "See the one at the left edge of the screen? The one that's over 10 feet in diameter? It was planted the same day this contest started. " . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

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November 20 2009, 02:51 AM	#111
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Troi: "Sex? With you? God no, Captain! You're a nice enough man, but I just can't." Picard: "It's because I'm bald isn't it? Troi: "No. It's because you're a Frenchman." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 20 2009, 03:08 AM	#112
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Helena: "And ven you ver a leetle boy, you vould nuzzle your reedges in between my boobs and fall asleep. Eet made me feel like a complete mom." Worf: "TMI Mother. TMI!"

November 20 2009, 03:23 PM	#113
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Troi: <slaps the back of his head> __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 20 2009, 03:30 PM	#114
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "If you had relaxed your sphincter, it wouldn't have hurt. Says so right here ... Unless you're accusing cornhole.com of lying ..." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

November 20 2009, 03:34 PM	#115
scottydog Admiral Location: scottydog	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "Counselor, take a look at the method used for killing mosquitos." Troi: <slaps the back of his head> Picard: "Yes, that's it." __________________ . Check out my blog profiling today's heroes.

November 20 2009, 03:49 PM	#116
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Sergei: I have all the nudes and diagrams at home! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 20 2009, 03:53 PM	#117
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "Ah. So that's what the term 'motor boating' means. Well then, lets give it a try." Troi: <slaps the back of his head>

November 20 2009, 07:01 PM	#118
scottydog Admiral Location: scottydog	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "THERE ARE FIVE KIRKS." Troi: <slaps the back of his head> __________________ . Check out my blog profiling today's heroes.

November 20 2009, 08:22 PM	#119
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Prodigy track plays from terminal: "Smack my bitch up, smack my bitch up..." Troi: <slaps the back of his head in time with the beat> __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

November 20 2009, 09:16 PM	#120
scottydog Admiral Location: scottydog	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "Hello, Geordi. How are things in engineering?" Troi: "Fix" <slaps him> "the goddam" <slaps him> "teleprompter." <slaps him> __________________ . Check out my blog profiling today's heroes.