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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 16 2009, 08:12 PM   #91
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PICARD:"This Trek BBS is a complete and utter disaster.

How do any of these people ever get LAID?"
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Old November 16 2009, 11:15 PM   #92
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Troi: "What are you reading Captain?"

Picard: "Oh, just an old Earth history document concerning the "internet", which was a precursor to our GalaxyNet. It seems there used to be an obscure BBS call "TrekBBS", and there was a member of the BBS named "cooleddie".

Troi: "And? Did cooleddie go on to fame and fortune? Cure cancer? Invent the transtator? Help form the Federation?"

Picard: "No... nothing as grandiose as that, I'm afraid Counselor. He was murdered by the other members of the BBS after he made a joke disparaging their sex lives."

Troi: "They killed him because of a joke?"

Picard: "No, they killed him because it was the truth."

Troi: (Shudder) So much pain... so much pain and violence."


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Old November 17 2009, 05:35 AM   #93
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Picard: Why doesn't Ross just tell Rachel how he feels?
Troi: Mm-hmm.
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Old November 17 2009, 05:22 PM   #94
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Troi: "What is this Captain?"

Picard: "It's a website called peopleofwalmart.com. It's fascinating."

Troi: (Looking at screen closely) "Yeesh.... it is amazing that your species made it out of the 20th century."


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Old November 17 2009, 07:09 PM   #95
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Picard: "Very impressive. A 98% on your Star Ship Navigational test. One of the highest scores ever. How did you manage such a thing?"

Troi: "I blew the instructor."
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Old November 17 2009, 08:56 PM   #96
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PICARD:"Why didn't you ever TELL Will or any of the rest of us that you had to make these films back in college in order to graduate?"
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Old November 17 2009, 09:06 PM   #97
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Stewart: "So your breast are bare and you are being whipped. Then, with your breast still bare, you grab the whip and fight back. Tell me, did you consider this art?"

Sirtis: "No. A paycheck."
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Old November 17 2009, 09:13 PM   #98
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Picard: "So your report indicates that Lt. Barclay suffers from ADHD, has trust issues and has difficulties functioning in a group of more than four. I might also add, Deanna, that I have alway thought of the man as kind of a loner."

Troi: "Well thank you for that astute observation, Captian Obvious."
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Troi: "Well I think you would look quite handsom in a 'Save the Wales' T-shirt. I say bid on it."

or:



Troi: "Well I think you would look quite handsom in a 'Save the Wales' T-shirt. I say bid on it."

Picard: Yes, yes, perhaps so, but don't you think that would be a little too Kirk/Spock? I want my own cause."

Troi: "You do have a point. How about 'No Nukes'."
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Computer: Incoming transmission from Starfleet Command on a secure channel.
Picard: Decode message authorization (ahem) Troi bukkake sixty-nine.
Troi: <slaps the back of his head>
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Old November 18 2009, 06:20 PM   #101
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Picard: "Hey, look, they found Katie Couric's head."
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Old November 18 2009, 08:33 PM   #102
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COMPUTER:"Authorization code Alpha-Tango-Six-Nine-Creampie-Popshot recognized.

Access granted."


PICARD:"Best not to ask."
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Old November 18 2009, 08:54 PM   #103
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Picard: "Counselor, it seems that -- after viewing video data files -- your history of piloting starships is sketchy at best. For the time being, I prefer if you not engage in pilotting courses and only take the helm in an emergency situation."
Troi: "Yes, captain."
Picard: "And try not to crash the damn thing, okay?"
Troi: "I make no promises..."
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And so...

the downfall of Jean-Luc's bank account on eBay began with a simple, misleading purchase of erotic Risan sculptures.
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Old November 19 2009, 04:32 AM   #105
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Picard: A show with Steven Seagal as a cop in Louisiana!?! A&E is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for TV shows.
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