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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 12 2009, 08:11 PM   #76
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Old November 12 2009, 08:30 PM   #77
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HELENA:"Still trying de old SNOW VHITE trick, are you Worf?"

SERGEY:"You'd think by now he'd realize de only vitch in dese mirrors is his ship's doctor when she visits his quarters!"
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Old November 12 2009, 09:06 PM   #78
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Picard: "I know it's a bit passe, but I wanted to leak my own sex tape."
Troi: "Did Livingston have a say in the matter?"
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Old November 13 2009, 08:32 AM   #79
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In these tough economic times, Worf's new security system was inexpensive and eco-friendly!
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Old November 13 2009, 08:36 AM   #80
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Troi: Right-click on the picture...then a drop down menu will come up...

Picard: Okay, I'm right-clicking...nothing is happening.

Troi: No, RIGHT-click. You're left-clicking...No, don't select that text...don't click on that link, it's an ad..no--don't click on--*sigh* I give up. Make your Facebook profile on your own.
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Old November 13 2009, 03:36 PM   #81
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Picard: "I thought shaved.com would be a Bald Men Appreciation page, but nooooooooo ..."




Picard: "See, it is possible for a woman to cross her legs behind her head. So limber up."
Troi, reaching for zipper: "Last time I bet on the Bears ..."
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TROI:"No, you're supposed to right click THREE TIMES and then hit the Escape key...that will bring your file folders back up!"

PICARD:"Damn Windows 2369."
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Old November 13 2009, 09:04 PM   #83
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Mirror, mirror in the room...

Who's fanny-face makes you go BOOM?
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Old November 13 2009, 09:06 PM   #84
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Leonard Nimoy, filtered: "BILBO! BILBO BAGGINS! GREATEST LITTLE HOBBIT OF 'EM ALL!!"
Picard: "Federation historians have spent decades trying to decipher the meaning ..."
Troi: "... but they keep killing themselves after short periods of exposure. I heard."
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Old November 13 2009, 09:11 PM   #85
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Worf's Father: "How do you say 'Gayest Mirror EVER' in Klingon?"
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Old November 14 2009, 05:21 PM   #86
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Worf: "Kahless says I was conceived in love. Is that true?"

Sergei: "You were adopted, nimrod. How the hell would we know?"
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Helena: Vorf, you have your father's eyes.
Sergei: And I vant them back!
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Old November 15 2009, 05:17 PM   #88
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Troi (We don't have "thought balloons", so use your imagination): "Wow I'll bet Jean Luc could etch glass with that thing right now."


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Old November 15 2009, 05:22 PM   #89
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Picard: "You...You sold off my Ressikan flute on eBay?"

Troi: "I had to Captain... I... I owed Data a ton of credits for some nose candy he fronted me."

Picard: "You bitch!!! Well, I hope you're ready for the punishment you are about to receive. You can start by 'polishing the Captain's dinghy'."

Troi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


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WORF:"MOTHER!!

FATHER!!

Stop sneaking up behind me when I'm popping gor'ches!"
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