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Old November 6 2009, 08:07 PM   #46
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KIRK:"You're good...not the best.

But the head ridges more than make up for your lack of reacharound technique."
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Old November 7 2009, 05:52 PM   #47
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Excedrine headache #76: when your sterotypical Russian parents visit.
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Old November 7 2009, 08:38 PM   #48
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On Soviet Starfleet wessel, mirror vatches YOU!!!


VAT a Federation!!
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Old November 7 2009, 08:39 PM   #49
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PICARD:"Look here, Counselor...

This was my first-ever slash fic story. Won two awards for it!"
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Old November 8 2009, 10:35 AM   #50
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Picard: "She looks twenty years older than you, but her boobs are much bigger."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

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Old November 8 2009, 03:13 PM   #51
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I've been here for an hour and I still can't find the "any" key.
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Old November 9 2009, 04:07 AM   #52
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Picard: "I'm starting a blog."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>



Picard: "... so there's no way Khan could have know Chekov, and ..."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>



Stewart: "... and it's another version of Data, so we take a dunebuggy and ..."
<Sirtis slaps him on the back of the head.>
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Old November 9 2009, 06:55 AM   #53
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Picard: ...and I want all crew to attend Captain Picard Day -
Troi: Mm-hmm.
Picard: - wearing full Mardis Gras regalia -
Troi: Mm-hmm.
Picard: - and all senior staff must work a double shift with no pants on -
Troi: Mm-hmm.
Picard: - and get these orders out to the crew right away -
Troi: Mm-hmm.
Picard: - along with the other fifteen amendments to the Starfleet Charter -
Troi: Mm-hmm.
Picard: - and thank you, Counselor.
Troi: Mm-hmm.
Picard: Oh, and tug Commander Riker's beard whenever you enter the bridge.
Troi: Mm-hmm.
Picard: - and give Dr Crusher a little squeeze whenever she's harping at me.
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>
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Old November 9 2009, 12:50 PM   #54
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<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>
Picard: "But I didn't say anything!"
Troi: "No reason, The Laughing Vulcan was feeling left out."
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Old November 9 2009, 04:54 PM   #55
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Picard: See there. Commander Riker has changed his facebook status to "in a relationship and it's complicated."
Troi: Well, it's not me.
Picard: Of course not.
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Old November 9 2009, 04:55 PM   #56
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Picard: "Wikipedia says ..."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>





Picard: "This contest has you, somehow thinner and better looking, with Commandah Rikah with his head in your lap. What they have you saying is ... <buries face in hands>."
Troi: "I've seen it."
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Old November 9 2009, 05:37 PM   #57
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Troi: Now click on "file", "New Tab" -
Picard: Which file?
Troi: The word file. Then "New Tab" -
Picard: It's not working!
Troi: You have to release the button -
Picard: Oh blast! Why does it keep beeping?
Troi: Stop clicking it! First you have to escape the pop up box.
Picard: Nothing's happening! Hello? Computer? Compuuuuter??
Troi <taps communicator>: Troi to Commander Data. Would you come to the Captain's quarters, please? I have a job uniquely suited to your talents.
Data: Sorry Counselor, I'd rather walk through a half million amp arc of electricity and have Commander Riker remove my head again.
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Old November 9 2009, 07:37 PM   #58
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PICARD: And you look to be some sort of bull dyke prison guard.
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Old November 9 2009, 07:51 PM   #59
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"See, Counselor?

The online poll DOES agree with me...the way you looked in 'TATV' is nothing like the way you appear in 'The Pegasus.' Stop pretending! "
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WORF:"But...Mother!! FATHER!!


I swear it happened!! The witch in the mirror talked to me!!"
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