TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' - Page 3

jep · November 5 2009, 03:16 AM

Picard: "What the blazes is this???"

Troi: "It's called bukkake, sir. We thought you'd like it."

Picard: "We?"

Troi: "Well, yeah. See? There's Will, and there's Worf. This penis over here at the very edge of the screen belongs to....
hmmm... Mr. Barclay I think. And over there is Geordi and Chief O'Brien. Oh, and over here is the senior security staff from Starbase 5.

Picard: "Oh dear God...."

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Triskelion · November 5 2009, 03:26 AM

Troi: And that's why we don't wear assless chaps to the beach.
Picard: Oh dear.

Shatmandu · November 5 2009, 03:53 AM

Picard: "Women can have ORGASMS?"
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

Picard: "He says he's a Nigerian Prince, and he needs our help with ..."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

Picard: "I'll click this link provided by Commandah Rikah ..."
Rick Astley: "If there's ... anything you need ..."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

jep · November 5 2009, 04:10 AM

Picard: "You know that Grace Kelly had some big breasts."

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Nerys Myk · November 5 2009, 04:33 AM

WORF: You said you would wait!

Shatmandu · November 5 2009, 04:46 AM

Picard: "Ooh. Wait. I thought 'Two Girls, One Cup' might be about Earl Grey."
<Troi slaps him on the back of the head.>

Triskelion · November 5 2009, 05:24 AM

Picard: So this is what Commander Riker does in the bath?
Troi: Mm hmm.
Picard: Lather up the top of his head and say "Make it so, Admiral"? Who is he trying to be?

FinalFrontier · November 5 2009, 11:08 AM

Shatmandu wrote:

Worf: Mirror mirror on the wall, what are my chances with the fairest of them all... Kahless $*%&ing Dammit... Riker!!!

Shatmandu · November 5 2009, 07:25 PM

Troi: "... and then there was the time we were having sex and Worf sharted himself ..."
Worf: "GETTHEFUCKOUT!"

Yeoman Randi · November 6 2009, 12:24 AM

"Scarred by internet porn" took on a whole new meaning when Picard stumbled upon Lwaxana's Myspace page.

Nerys Myk · November 6 2009, 12:46 AM

PICARD: I didnt think you could do that in zero g.

TROI: Riker didn't either.

jep · November 6 2009, 03:17 AM

Picard: "I love this show."

Troi: "Um... Captain."

Picard: "It's called Star Trek: The Next Generation"

Troi: "Captain, that's a mirror.

Picard: "You mean... ?"

Troi: "Yes... you have a date with Wesley tonight, so it's time to put on your assless chaps."

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Shatmandu · November 6 2009, 03:37 AM

Picard: "Frankly, what your mother and I choose to do in the privacy of our own sex dungeon is none of your business."

jep · November 6 2009, 04:38 AM

Picard: "I've been tracing Wesley's family tree. Did you know that his great-great-grandfather was Hikaru Sulu?"

Troi: "No... but that would explain a lot of things."

Picard: "Indeed."

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cooleddie74 · November 6 2009, 08:06 PM

PICARD:"Why didn't you ever TELL ME your mother made scheisse videos when she was younger?!"

November 5 2009, 03:16 AM	#31
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "What the blazes is this???" Troi: "It's called bukkake, sir. We thought you'd like it." Picard: "We?" Troi: "Well, yeah. See? There's Will, and there's Worf. This penis over here at the very edge of the screen belongs to.... hmmm... Mr. Barclay I think. And over there is Geordi and Chief O'Brien. Oh, and over here is the senior security staff from Starbase 5. Picard: "Oh dear God...." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 5 2009, 03:26 AM	#32
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Troi: And that's why we don't wear assless chaps to the beach. Picard: Oh dear. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 5 2009, 03:53 AM	#33
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "Women can have ORGASMS?" <Troi slaps him on the back of the head.> Picard: "He says he's a Nigerian Prince, and he needs our help with ..." <Troi slaps him on the back of the head.> Picard: "I'll click this link provided by Commandah Rikah ..." Rick Astley: "If there's ... anything you need ..." <Troi slaps him on the back of the head.> __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

November 5 2009, 04:10 AM	#34
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "You know that Grace Kelly had some big breasts." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 5 2009, 04:33 AM	#35
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' WORF: You said you would wait! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

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November 5 2009, 04:46 AM	#36
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "Ooh. Wait. I thought 'Two Girls, One Cup' might be about Earl Grey." <Troi slaps him on the back of the head.> __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

November 5 2009, 05:24 AM	#37
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: So this is what Commander Riker does in the bath? Troi: Mm hmm. Picard: Lather up the top of his head and say "Make it so, Admiral"? Who is he trying to be? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

November 5 2009, 07:25 PM	#39
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Troi: "... and then there was the time we were having sex and Worf sharted himself ..." Worf: "GETTHEFUCKOUT!" __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

November 6 2009, 12:24 AM	#40
Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Location: In a handbasket	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' "Scarred by internet porn" took on a whole new meaning when Picard stumbled upon Lwaxana's Myspace page.

November 6 2009, 12:46 AM	#41
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' PICARD: I didnt think you could do that in zero g. TROI: Riker didn't either. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

November 6 2009, 03:17 AM	#42
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "I love this show." Troi: "Um... Captain." Picard: "It's called Star Trek: The Next Generation" Troi: "Captain, that's a mirror. Picard: "You mean... ?" Troi: "Yes... you have a date with Wesley tonight, so it's time to put on your assless chaps." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 6 2009, 03:37 AM	#43
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "Frankly, what your mother and I choose to do in the privacy of our own sex dungeon is none of your business." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

November 6 2009, 04:38 AM	#44
jep Captain Location: Southeast USA	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' Picard: "I've been tracing Wesley's family tree. Did you know that his great-great-grandfather was Hikaru Sulu?" Troi: "No... but that would explain a lot of things." Picard: "Indeed." . __________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

November 6 2009, 08:06 PM	#45
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon' PICARD:*"Why didn't you ever TELL ME your mother made scheisse videos* when she was younger?!"** __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg