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Old November 3 2009, 03:39 AM   #16
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Worf: "I was checking it. For lint."
Worf's Father: "And you hoped to burn the lint away with friction?"





Picard: "... Yes, I can see how you would interpret that video as being me backing away after installing a camera in your toilet."









Dorn: "Look, I didn't write the episode, dude."





Picard: "So it's true: Worf does weep after sex."
Troi: "Creeps me the hell out."

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Old November 3 2009, 05:23 AM   #17
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Worf is shocked to find his parents are imprisoned in the Phantom Zone



Picard: "But I don't want to forward my ports! I just want to play BORDERLANDS online!"
Troi: "You'll also need to create a GameSpy account..."
Picard: "F#$%"
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Old November 3 2009, 08:15 AM   #18
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TROI: You're right, that does look like Wesley sniffing your assless chaps...
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Old November 3 2009, 02:17 PM   #19
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(gunshot)

Female voice: What happened?

Male voice: I just shot my foot by accident.

(Cheesy music being played on a cheap Casio keyboard)

Picard: And people in the twenty-first century found this shit funny?

Troi: Afraid so.



Worf: By Kahless! The "came with the frame" people have been brought to life in the real world.

Guy with Beard: Thats a mirror dumbass!
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Worf: Singing, "I feel prett! Oh, so pretty! Pretty, and witty, and ga--"

Dad: "Ooohhh myyy..."



Watching the view from a hidden camera in Worf's quarters, on the computer

Picard: "Counselor, do you really think Mr. Worf feels, 'Pretty, witty, and gay?'?"

Troi: "There was certainly nothing 'gay' about what happened in my quarters last night..."
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WORF:"MOTHER!!!

FATHER!!!



How many times did I TELL you as a child...do NOT sneak up on me when I'm putting on lipstick and telling myself I'm sooooo pretty!!"





DEANNA:"Why does your Facebook page have a picture of Freddie Mercury in assless chaps?"

PICARD:" Uh-OH."
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Sergey: You'll go blind if you keep doing that!
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Old November 3 2009, 08:36 PM   #23
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Picard: "See? Now your lips do look like Caesar Romero's as the Joker."

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Old November 3 2009, 08:40 PM   #24
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FLOYD: Maybe you should try the Ladies Hair Salon.
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Old November 3 2009, 08:43 PM   #25
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Picard: "See? Now your lips do look like Caesar Romero's as the Joker."

Picard: "But your moustche is less visable."
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"Mother...does this mirror make me look fat?"

SERGEY:"Don't ask HER!! And your ASS makes you look fat, Worf...stop blaming de mirror!!"
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Old November 4 2009, 02:41 AM   #27
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Worf: "Even with my replacement spine, KILL ME NOW."





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Old November 4 2009, 11:01 PM   #28
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"MOTHER!!! FATHER!!!!

Remember what I asked of you as an adolescent!!

DON'T sneak up on me when I'm masturbating and looking at my own reflection for stimulation!!"




PICARD:"And THIS is the hair restoration formula I just bid 560 credits on."

DEANNA:"Looks fake."
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The Franklin Mint is proud to present the limited edition "Worf's Parents" commemorative plate. (Warning: Product contains lead. Not for use with gach, bloodwine or prune juice.)
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Troi (thinking): "Goodness, I've never noticed before just how really bald he really is! He hasn't got enough hair on his head to even compete with a normal, garden-variety Betazoid treasure trail!"
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