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Old November 3 2009, 03:24 AM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #149: Frog March

Hiya, folks.

No kiddie maladies to blame this week; just busy at work. If I can't take a minute to make a dick joke, I know I'm swamped.

This week's winners, including Nerys Myk earning the Honorary Spock Two-In-One Award, are:

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Sulu: "The Captain and Mr. Scott are faking old age. It's all make-up."
Spock: "What proof do you have, Mr. Sulu?"
Sulu: "They're their normal weight. When they're old they'll weigh 300 lbs each."
Uhura: "I'm glad I won't have that problem."
< everyone snickers >
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KIRK: Yeah, they'll be boarding the ship in about ten minutes, killing anyone who looks human.


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Kirk: "We were thinking of calling ourselves 'The Tommy-Gun Twins.' What do you think?"
Kid: "You boys ain't from around here, are ya."

jptrekker wrote: View Post

I will try to remove the image of a "texas chilidog" from your mind doctor, but you really need to stop looking those things up in the urban dictionary.
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KIRK: Those are the kids who beat up you and your gang??

Spock supresses a snicker.
Very nicely done, all.

This week's bits and pieces are:






(^^^ Suggested by seigezunt; great idea!)




And as a wildcard that's ripe for the photoshopping:





Have at it.

Joe, froggy


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Old November 3 2009, 03:31 AM   #2
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #149: Frog March



Ensign Muffintop: "Leslie's worked all over this ship. I'm a friggin' dead man ..."







Lt. Doug: "I feel compelled to drop my pants ..."






Kirk: "I could have done without all the farting, but that was all right ..."





Shatner: "The change to Fridays can only help the show, Leonard. Don't be a bitch."




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Old November 3 2009, 04:21 AM   #3
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KIRK: Tighten up that formation, this ain't no Michael Bay film!




KIRK: Yeah, I'll call you.





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Old November 3 2009, 04:30 AM   #4
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Redshirt #2: (thinking) Oooo, a quarter!






Hansen: (thinking) Captain's log, Stardate three-oh-one-two point...
Turbolift door: *squeak!*
Hansen: (thinking) ...crap. Look busy.
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Old November 3 2009, 04:38 AM   #5
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And a blank:

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Old November 3 2009, 04:46 AM   #6
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Kirk: "I want him found and I want him found now."

Red shirt: "The intruder, sir?"

Kirk: "No. Whoever's responsible for the gay purple lighting in this ship."




Spock: "Once again, Captain, I do regret having you sign the requisition for the purple lighting."
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Old November 3 2009, 04:55 AM   #7
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Kirk: "Okay, whoever's humming Stayin' Alive needs to knock it the hell off ..."
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Old November 3 2009, 05:36 AM   #8
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Kirk prepares his patented, yet seldom-used, 'Feign Taking off My Boot and Then Fly-Kick the Bad Guy in the Face and Then Fall Over For No Reason', maneuver.
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Old November 3 2009, 05:43 AM   #9
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"When you're a Jet you're a Jet for life"




Proof Giovanni Ribisi is a time traveler.
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Old November 3 2009, 05:50 AM   #10
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Kirk: "Suck in the gut, people, we're Starfleet."



Lieutenant Hansen: "You know, being in command of the ship makes me want to...want to...sing..."

*music swells*

Spock: "Stop that, now! Stop that!"



Kirk: "The things I do for the Federation."



Shatner: "...and watch our show completely tank."
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Old November 3 2009, 06:02 AM   #11
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Spock: "Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind...."

Kirk: Shut the fuck up, Spock!







Lt. Doug: "To dream, the impossible dream...."

Spock: Shut the fuck up, Doug!






Deela: ...with a lovely green lawn and white picket fences.

Kirk: Shut the fuck up, bitch!
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Old November 3 2009, 06:12 AM   #12
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QUEER EYE FOR THE TREKKER GUY




KIRK: Damned dutch angles...I feel like I'm on Batman...



KIRK: And so I am!
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Old November 3 2009, 06:17 AM   #13
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Red Shirt on left:[Thinking] "Dam , that Vucan bud lick the shit out of any Earth Hooch,, no wonder they're so passive."



KIRK: "My Number?, Uh -555-0169."

Deela: "555... You prick thats not a real number..."


Lt. Doug: " She's just about done siiirrrrrraahhh"
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Old November 3 2009, 09:18 AM   #14
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Kirk: "I can understand why you have the phaser, Bones. You love to watch us do the nude jumping jacks. But why you, Spock?"

Spock: "Cable is out in my quarters."




Lt. Doug: "Sorry, Mr. Spock. The turbo-lift troubleshooting manual doesn't cover bifurcation jam."




Kirk: "Kirk to sickbay. One high-octane antibiotic cocktail to Lt. Slut's cabin, on the double."




Shatner: "That's right. We put on a new pair of underwear each Friday...."

Nimoy: "...whether we need to or not."
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Old November 3 2009, 10:58 AM   #15
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Never enter the pink light disctric of the Enterprise alone.
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