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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old October 11 2009, 06:43 PM   #31
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LaForge: "Call me Toby one more time and I'm gonna mop the deck with your ass."


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Old October 11 2009, 07:50 PM   #32
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Dorn: "Why does she get her own dressing room?"

Burton: "She's the star."




Frakes: "Oh yeah? It's a bet. You get more fan mail than me, I'll grow a beard."
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Old October 11 2009, 08:04 PM   #33
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GEORDI: Can i have my VISOR back now?

RIKER: I told you, not until I am done being a smug, superior a-hole with a tritanium rod up my ass.

GEORDI: So...about seven seasons or so, then?

RIKER: Pretty-much. Maybe for a couple of movies, too. We'll see...but YOU won't! Ha, ha, ha...I crack myself up. I really do.
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Old October 11 2009, 08:42 PM   #34
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Worf: "Fucking lens flare......"
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Old October 11 2009, 09:06 PM   #35
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Laforge: "I'll have a glass of whatever she had please."


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Old October 11 2009, 09:42 PM   #36
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Cremation...OF THE FUTURE!
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Old October 12 2009, 01:36 AM   #37
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Data: "She went to warp speed without a ship OR a warp engine."

Worf: "Impressive."


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Old October 12 2009, 03:17 AM   #38
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Data attempts sneezing, with disastrous results.
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Old October 12 2009, 03:30 AM   #39
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Data: "I told her I was fully functional."
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Old October 12 2009, 03:57 AM   #40
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Data: Lieutenant Yar, the Fiesta Buffet was for senior officers only.
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Old October 12 2009, 06:00 AM   #41
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DATA: Get it together, there's a bunch of old people wanting to use the pool.
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Old October 12 2009, 06:23 AM   #42
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LaForge: "Sir, I need my VISOR back if I'm going to be able to collect readings on the black hole we've just encountered."

Riker: "That's not the black hole I'm interested in."
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Old October 12 2009, 08:25 AM   #43
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Technology CAN be improved upon to the point of rendering the innovation totally useless. I give you 24th Century Laser Teeth Whitening.

NARRATOR'S TAGLINE: "A smile so bright, ... I mean CHRIST! SERIOUSLY, CLOSE YOUR F***ING MOUTH! I CAN'T SEE!!!"
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Old October 12 2009, 12:11 PM   #44
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LaForge: "I've heard of afterglow, but that's ridiculous."
Data: "Afterglow?"
Worf: "Something human females have after they have mated."
Data: "Do humans have radioactive ejaculate?"
LaForge: "No, why?"
Data: "No reason." tries to whistle Pop Goes the Weasel nonchalantly, and fails.
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WORST case of humanoid heartburn ever.
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