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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old October 10 2009, 12:30 PM   #16
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Geordi's practical joke of reprogramming the transporter to swap Commander Riker's chin and his ass didn't seem all that funny now.


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Old October 10 2009, 01:51 PM   #17
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Riker: "It looks like someone's played a practical joke on you Geordi... this isn't your VISOR, it's an air filter for a 5 horse Briggs & Stratton lawn mower engine."


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Old October 10 2009, 06:46 PM   #18
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DATA:"Curious. She appears to be signaling the mothership to take her home. And to get her some Reese's Pieces."



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Old October 10 2009, 08:11 PM   #19
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Data: I guess I should have told Tasha I linked the canon with the main deflector.




Riker: Marco!
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Old October 10 2009, 09:01 PM   #20
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Tasha's transformation into a Star Child shocked everyone. Including the writers who were planning on having her get killed by a talking oil slick.



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Old October 10 2009, 09:39 PM   #21
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Data: "This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine."

Worf: "Shut up Data."

Data: "Step off, bitch."


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Old October 10 2009, 10:09 PM   #22
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Dorn: [Under breath] "I'm telling you Brent, this is all wrong. People don't "ascend" in this series."

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Old October 10 2009, 10:24 PM   #23
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Much to his dismay, Captain Picard (and his waxed head) only got second place in the "most reflective body" contest.
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Old October 10 2009, 11:16 PM   #24
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Data: "Geez... what did you load into that cannon Worf?"


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Old October 11 2009, 01:46 AM   #25
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All right, tied for Photoshop winner!



Q: What the?! Hmm, I think we've made a bit of a wrong stop. Let's just cut this from the final Dickensian sequence, shall we?
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Old October 11 2009, 02:38 AM   #26
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Data: "Wow, nice headlights Tasha."


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Old October 11 2009, 08:46 AM   #27
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What Star Trek fans saw when Tasha took her top off




Riker: Thanks for letting me borrow your sunglasses for my trip to Risa.
Geordi: Nice.
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Thanks for the win!



Crosby: "So now, is my ego bigger than Shatner's?"




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Riker: "Actually, I didn't use that. I just went back in time and stopped you from ever masturbating."
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Old October 11 2009, 04:48 PM   #29
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Data: "Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light..."


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Data: "Tasha, you light up every room you're in."

Geordi: "And you're a very bright girl."

Worf: "And you shine in combat training."




LaForge: "You'd make a great Captain Hook."

Riker: "Thanks, Tinkerbell."




Riker: "One more smart-ass remark, Mr. Reading Rainbow, and I'll shove the letter C here right up your caboose."
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