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October 6 2009, 04:18 PM
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Location: Silver dog bone shaped satellite in earth orbit
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
[Worf sits down. Fart sound. Everyone laughs.]
Worf: Fuckin' whoopee cushion.
[Worf buries his face in his hands and cries.]
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October 6 2009, 06:16 PM
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
Worf: "Last time I was here, someone Photoshopped in Carl Spock and replaced my head with Hillary Clinton's."
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October 6 2009, 06:32 PM
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Vice Admiral
Location: Waiting for Dorian Thompson to invite me to lunch
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
LaForge: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
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October 6 2009, 07:55 PM
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
"By the beard of Kahless! That one's gonna leave a mark"
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"On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear"
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October 6 2009, 08:21 PM
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
"Wha- oh not again Sulu... in space I am a warrior but in the bedroom eight times a night is my limit"
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"On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear"
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October 6 2009, 08:30 PM
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
WORF Last time I was here I wound up at a table with Diamond Jim and a tribble.
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October 6 2009, 08:31 PM
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
LAFORGE: Quit your whining, it was either this or Nude Jumping Jacks!
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October 6 2009, 08:49 PM
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Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
LaForge: "I know it's just a holodeck simulation, but you could at least try to stay in character! We're supposed to be British naval officers in 18th century Tahiti! Somehow, when Captain Cook first stepped ashore and noticed the native women, I really don't think his first reaction was to scream "Boobies!"
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October 6 2009, 09:02 PM
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Admiral
Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
Geordi: "I can't see shit!"
Obama Universal Health Care Drone Enforcer: "We are the Universal Health Care. You have not paid for your mandatory coverage."
Work: "But, I don't have the cash to spare!"
Obama Universal Health Care Drone Enforcer: "Financial ability is irrelevant; whether you want Universal Health Care is irrelevant; what you want is irrelevant. You will pay a fine and adaprt to being serviced in prison."
Work: "But ... I'm a good person!"
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Number 2 "Are you going to run?"
Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get."
-Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Last edited by tharpdevenport; October 7 2009 at 06:11 PM.
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October 7 2009, 09:55 AM
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Location: Silver dog bone shaped satellite in earth orbit
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
middyseafort wrote:
cmarhpez wrote:
LeadHead wrote:
LeadHead wrote:
cmarhpez wrote:
Worf catch phrases, take one.
Worf: I got your assimilation right here, buddy!
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Worf catch phrases, take two.
Worf: Today is a good day to kick ass! |
Worf Catch Phrases, take three.
Worf: I am not a Merry Man! (Impales Borg with Klingon Weapon)
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Worf catch phrases, take four.
Worf: Whoopass! A warrior's drink! |
Worf catch phrases, take five.
Worf: Go ahead and make my day of honor, punk! |
Worf catch phrases, take six.
Worf: IT'S WORFY TIME, BITCH!!
Worf: You better watch yourself you Borg bastard! I know Shaq-Fu!
Worf: Why the hell did I pick the box! If I took the door I could have won an AMC Pacer and a year supply of Turtle Wax, instead all I got was an empty box.
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October 7 2009, 01:59 PM
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Rear Admiral
Location: South of the 49th, but North of the 49th
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
scottydevil wrote:
Worf: "One night I sneaked into Deanna's room, slipped into her bed, and orally pleasured her. Several times. At daybreak, I discovered she had loaned her bed to Lwaxana Troi...."
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WINNER!!!!!
(insert puke smiley here)
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October 7 2009, 03:25 PM
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Vice Admiral
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
Dorn: "Why do I have to order an omelette? The waitresses always glance at my forehead."
Borg: "Not if our balls don't touch."
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October 7 2009, 03:28 PM
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Vice Admiral
Location: at The Laughing Vulcan's party
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
Depressed Klingons commit slow suicide by self-stink-palm.
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Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."
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October 7 2009, 03:52 PM
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Captain
Location: Silver dog bone shaped satellite in earth orbit
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
Dorn: I can't believe Spiner helped write this piece of shit.
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October 7 2009, 04:20 PM
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Admiral
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf
Worf's attempt to put the Borg at ease using the "Soul Shake" was doomed to failure.
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