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Old September 30 2009, 10:46 PM   #1
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Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?

...flames about 38" high.
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Old September 30 2009, 10:59 PM   #2
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Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?
Explosive diarrhea?
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Old September 30 2009, 11:29 PM   #3
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I thought you were going to say Wife Of Brian with a branding iron.

Oh well, you are consenting adults...
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Old September 30 2009, 11:36 PM   #4
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Plecostomus wrote: View Post
...flames about 38" high.
I probably wouldn't have sat on them...
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Old September 30 2009, 11:36 PM   #5
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Pants laced with Deep Heat.
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Old October 1 2009, 01:59 AM   #6
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Re: Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?

That chilli you just couldn't pass by?
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Old October 1 2009, 02:33 AM   #7
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That little light in the photocopier?
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Old October 1 2009, 02:55 AM   #8
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Ironing your pants while you're still wearing them?
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Old October 1 2009, 02:59 AM   #9
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Fire wings from BW3's
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Old October 1 2009, 03:35 AM   #10
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Re: Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?

#&@% modern design!

Who came up with the frakking idea to build a grill that looks like a patio chair?
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Old October 1 2009, 03:23 PM   #11
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Relaxed fit corduroy pants?
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Old October 1 2009, 04:27 PM   #12
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...accidentally walking backwards into a grinding wheel. WOOO!!!
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Old October 1 2009, 06:17 PM   #13
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Most often, an impish hooker with a cigarette lighter and a masochistic sense of humor. But only way back in my Navy days.
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Old October 1 2009, 06:38 PM   #14
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Multiple whip cracks?
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Old October 1 2009, 06:44 PM   #15
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Gep Malakai wrote: View Post
Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?
Explosive diarrhea?
Nah. Take it from somebody with chronic IBS, it doesn't burn.

But it CAN hurt like hell.
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