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Old August 27 2009, 06:38 AM   #1
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VFWCC #24 - One Night Caption

I think it's time to move on to another contest. Not sure where Lucy wandered off to again.

I thought this one by Triskelion was pretty good.

Well it's my own fault. I asked for more characterization.

Honorable mention to Mistral:
Chakotay: "Listen, bitch, you're gonna tell me how you put this shit on my face and, more importantly, how to get it off or I swear, I will kiss you! Or kill you-I get those two confused sometimes."

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Old August 27 2009, 06:54 AM   #2
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Klingon Woman: There there, little one, not everyone can endure the Klingon sexual practise of k'ama'suet'ra'max'hurt without some bleeding of all the orifices. Now, who wants a little session of mot'a'boat'ing?
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Old August 27 2009, 07:24 AM   #3
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You never forget the first time you saw "Threshold."
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Old August 27 2009, 08:43 AM   #4
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Neelix: I suddenly have a craving for milk.



Klingon Woman: What do you think you're doing?

Neelix: I'm trying to hear the ocean.
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Old August 27 2009, 10:43 AM   #5
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I'm here, I was just waiting for a message in my inbox that you were ready... its all ok. Can you just PM me when you're done with this comp? Did you wanna take them in turns? I dont mind either way!?
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Old August 27 2009, 10:44 AM   #6
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OOPS - I just saw YOU DID leave me a message... I totally missed it. SORRY hon!
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Old August 27 2009, 11:23 AM   #7
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It's all good. In a week you can end this one and pick a winner. Running one contest already is enough for me.
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Old August 27 2009, 01:48 PM   #8
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Akiraprise wrote: View Post

Neelix regretted drinking that much vodka
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Old August 27 2009, 03:00 PM   #9
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Neelix: "Mama!"
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Old August 27 2009, 04:31 PM   #10
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Neelix: "But...but this looked more fun when they did it on Deep Space Nine."
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Old August 27 2009, 05:20 PM   #11
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Thanks for the win Akiraprise!



Sorry. Apparently Talaxian shrieking translates as "Touchdown!" in Klingon.
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Old August 28 2009, 05:13 AM   #12
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Neelix: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo...so long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no war.
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Old August 28 2009, 05:21 AM   #13
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NEELIX: "My gods... It, it actually had teeth..."
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Old August 28 2009, 04:20 PM   #14
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Neelix (thinking): I thought I saw a hole in the condom.
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Old August 28 2009, 07:26 PM   #15
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Neelix, after tapping Communicator: "Kes, I'll be working late tonight."
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