The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon!

Darth_Pazuzu · July 30 2009, 08:11 PM

Okay, here's how this works: This is just like, say, a Star Trek or Star Wars Quote-A-Thon, except this time with dialogue from films either directed by Quentin Tarantino or simply based on his screenplays (which would include True Romance, Natural Born Killers, From Dusk Till Dawn, etc.)

Let's say I start out with this one:

"Oh, I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?"

And then somebody else answers that with:

"Don' con-den-scend to me, man...f--kin' kill ya!" (Which of course is a famous ad-lib slurred by Brad Pitt in True Romance!)

And so on and so on...Let's pick up from there!

Skywalker · July 30 2009, 09:06 PM

But every post is gonna have the f-word in it!

ManOnTheWave · July 30 2009, 09:25 PM

What?

Yassim · July 31 2009, 12:23 AM

ManOnTheWave wrote:

What?

Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya,
I double dare ya mother------, say "What" one more goddamn time!

Mr. Laser Beam · July 31 2009, 01:16 AM

It's easy to quote Tarantino movies. Just say "FUCK" really loud. About a hundred times. That's half his dialogue right there.

Broccoli · July 31 2009, 01:21 AM

"Casino Royale was my idea! I deserve--"

Oh, wait...you mean quotes from his movies.

Temis the Vorta · July 31 2009, 04:04 AM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

It's easy to quote Tarantino movies. Just say "FUCK" really loud. About a hundred times. That's half his dialogue right there.

I thought that was David Mamet. No, wait, that's 3/4.

Cky · July 31 2009, 11:27 AM

Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Not my favourate Tarantino quote, but it stuck in my head just as much as Jule's speech from Pulp Fiction, and some of the dialogue from Jackie Brown.

The quote I love from Reservoir Dogs is when Mr. Brown (Tarantino) is talking about the song 'Like a Virgin', and what it's actually implying. (I won't do the quote here, it's very long, lol).

The Evil Dead · July 31 2009, 02:13 PM

"This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat."

Too Much Fun · July 31 2009, 03:59 PM

"The hat. That fuckin' hat...how many times did I tell you not wear that fuckin' hat?"

LitmusDragon · July 31 2009, 07:15 PM

Zed's dead, baby.

shivkala · July 31 2009, 07:26 PM

Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

DeVario · August 3 2009, 12:37 AM

"I'm a mean...hmm-hmm...servant of God!"

Kirkman1987 · August 3 2009, 02:39 AM

"Crazy people do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are!!"

Odo's_Bucket · August 3 2009, 10:19 AM

"You gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? "

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Could you repeat that?"

"I said, you gonna bark all day... little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"

July 30 2009, 08:11 PM	#1
Darth_Pazuzu Rear Admiral	The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! Okay, here's how this works: This is just like, say, a Star Trek or Star Wars Quote-A-Thon, except this time with dialogue from films either directed by Quentin Tarantino or simply based on his screenplays (which would include True Romance, Natural Born Killers, From Dusk Till Dawn, etc.) Let's say I start out with this one: "Oh, I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?" And then somebody else answers that with: "Don' con-den-scend to me, man...f--kin' kill ya!" (Which of course is a famous ad-lib slurred by Brad Pitt in True Romance!) And so on and so on...Let's pick up from there! __________________ "You're gonna pay for all the Jedi you killed here today, Darhe'el!" "Oh, I don't think I can pay for all of them, Skywalker. There were so many. And you can only execute me once!"

July 30 2009, 09:06 PM	#2
Skywalker Admiral	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! But every post is gonna have the f-word in it!

July 30 2009, 09:25 PM	#3
ManOnTheWave Rear Admiral Location: ManOnTheWave	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! What? __________________ The falling leaf hates the wind.

July 31 2009, 01:16 AM	#5
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! It's easy to quote Tarantino movies. Just say "FUCK" really loud. About a hundred times. That's half his dialogue right there. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

July 31 2009, 01:21 AM	#6
Broccoli Vice Admiral Location: Broccoli	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! "Casino Royale was my idea! I deserve--" Oh, wait...you mean quotes from his movies. __________________ "That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." -- Christopher Hitchens

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July 31 2009, 11:27 AM	#8
Cky Captain Location: Cky	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. Not my favourate Tarantino quote, but it stuck in my head just as much as Jule's speech from Pulp Fiction, and some of the dialogue from Jackie Brown. The quote I love from Reservoir Dogs is when Mr. Brown (Tarantino) is talking about the song 'Like a Virgin', and what it's actually implying. (I won't do the quote here, it's very long, lol). __________________ Oh, I'm sorry! I thought this was -- Zombie Jesus? What are you doing here?!

July 31 2009, 02:13 PM	#9
The Evil Dead Vice Admiral Location: 1123, 6536, 5321	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! "This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat." __________________ "I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. I’m a machine and I could know much more." - Cavil, Battlestar Galactica

July 31 2009, 03:59 PM	#10
Too Much Fun Commodore	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! "The hat. That fuckin' hat...how many times did I tell you not wear that fuckin' hat?" __________________ Movies/Movie People Lists / IMDB Top 250 Tracking

July 31 2009, 07:15 PM	#11
LitmusDragon Commodore Location: The Barmuda Triangle	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! Zed's dead, baby.

July 31 2009, 07:26 PM	#12
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

August 3 2009, 12:37 AM	#13
DeVario Commodore Location: Sacramento, CA, USA	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! "I'm a mean...hmm-hmm...servant of God!"

August 3 2009, 02:39 AM	#14
Kirkman1987 Commodore Location: Missouri	Re: The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon! "Crazy people do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are!!"

August 3 2009, 10:19 AM	#15
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