Seven Words in TNG

lotion! Excessively dry space ahead!" said Picard.

 

"Entering the Eczema Centauri system,"

 

yelled Spock, reminiscent of the good old

 

days. "Ambassador Spock? Here?" said Wesley in

 

astonishment, as everyone was expecting

 

insufferable Trekkies to start screaming "Canon Violation!"

 

Geordi and Deanna started dancing the tango.

 

"Wesley, you remind me of another effeminate

 

ensign I once knew," Picard harrumphed loudly.

 

"Did you have 'special time' with him

 

, Captain," Wesley asked, shuddering, and glancing around.

 

"Now, Wesley, I told you not to

 

bother me when I'm doing the tango."

 

Riker returned from sickbay, walking bow-legged

 

as he had just jumped off his

 

encounter with Data's anal probe retrieving arm

 

. Luckily, he didn't impersonate John Wayne as

 

he looked at Troi saying, "Giddyup". Troi

 

was an accomplished tangonita, and Geordi

 

didn't even know what a tangonita was.