Seven Words in TNG

his favourite glove-puppet supplier. "It won't

 

help that my foster mother is jewish

 

but then again, she'll understand why I

 

eat gagh" he thought. "I sense that

 

it is not kosher, but I don't

 

give a damn". Worf glowered menacingly at

 

Alexander, who made no effort to hide

 

the holodeck program he had been caught

 

tampering with earlier, instead of andorian ice

 

skaters, he had programmed Antedian spice slavers

 

, and they weren't fun to have around

 

swinging b'atleths at anyone within their reach.

 

"Look," Alexander said. "If you're so ticked

 

off, maybe you should just reprogram my

 

laptop to quit tapping into the ship's

 

files!" Worf then "programmed" the laptop, hurling

 

it into the toilet and flushing vigorously.

 

Unfortunately, the Klingon loaf proceeding it clogged

 

the water flow to the ship's laundry

 

causing a warp core bleach