Right now, my evil plans are all coming together, I don't quite know what my end-game is or why I'm doing half this stuff, I'm just kind of making it up as I go along. But damn can I toss some darts! My name is Jonas Hodges and today is the most convoluted day of my life. The following takes place between 1:00AM and 2:00AM Events occur in something akin to real time. Kiefer Kill Kounter: 24.5 .5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles) Nichols' Body Guard 6 Dubaku Server Room Guards Edward Vossler 4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges Dubaku Chauffeur 6 Sangalian Soldiers Benjamin Juma Quinn 3 Dock/Cargo Container Storage Terrorists Jack hasn't killed anyone since 11PM.
^ And he can chew the scenery as well! I don't know how long I'll be with you guys tonight, I've been up since 2:00 A.M. with a toothache, and I'm kinda running on empty right about now. See you in 40 minutes.
Just finished last weeks episode 10 seconds ago. I noticed in the TV guide for tonight it has Elisha Cuthbert's name! Hopefully it's superhot-Kim from season 1 and not officewench-Kim from season 3.
Looks like the President is pulling a Jack on this one. I don't need to tell anyone else about my plight! I'll handle it all myself while everyone else figures I'm going rogue!!
Also...I don't think it's a wise move to allow a madman threatening to melt the faces of people in 3 US Cities into the Oval Office 5 HOURS after half the White House got "blowed the fuck up." Low blow.
Yeah. It's also dumb that the President is still in the Oval Office and not the underground Super Bunker we saw last season.