Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

Yoda: "Do, or do not. There is no try."

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Place you name, money I name, otherwise bargain no."

 

Allan Miller, the guy who played Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Part you name, money I name, otherwise acting no."

 

"Sure, I'll take the part - if you introduce me to George."

 

"If you had the choice of being a fish-faced coffee asswipe or a greeter at Wal-Mart, which would you choose?

I thought so."

 

I still get chicks with that line.

 

Allan Miller: "Aside from De Kelley playing footsie with me for hours, it was not a memorable shoot."

 

Yoda: "It's just ... I just go through life feeling like someone has their hand up my ass, you know, man?"
Grignak: "I feel ya, buddy."

 

"Hello?

I...I was in a STAR TREK movie. 24 years ago.

Got...got some interesting makeup. And lines.

H-Hi? Anyone?

Damn."

 

"Think you do that walking around with fishing tackle on your face...GOOD TIME it is?"