TOS five word thingy!!!

having to wear gravity boots

 

just to avoid stepping in

 

the sticky goo that continued

 

to build up on the

 

deck around the helm console.

 

People were slipping left and

 

right after Sulu tried greasing

 

his nippleless pecs with Wesson

 

oil and lying in doorways.

 

The holophotos of that incident

 

were part of the evidence

 

used against him in the

 

court martial that resulted in

 

his chest grease being outlawed.

 

He was also ruled insane

 

and ordered to serve as

 

captain of the Excelsior someday.

 

But he would have to

 

wait through five long films

 

---one of which contained whales---