The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

the deceased voles that O'Brien

 

dressed up to reenact the

 

fall of Bajor, but then

 

forgot to initiate safety protocols

 

. Seeing that, Kira went crazy

 

, shaved the voles, and then

 

started in on O'Brien. She

 

planned to make O'brien eat

 

what remained of the hair

 

when Rom decided he could

 

put it to better use

 

on his head."

"That's so

 

cute," Leeta chirped. "My Rom

 

with a head of hair!"

 

It needs styling. Should try

 

afros, Rom thought. Quark thought

 

he could make some latinum

 

founding a Ferengi hair salon.

 

"If I took out a

 

small loan from the Nagus