Seven Words in TNG

on in embarrassment as Worf grabbed his

 

grumbling guts and hastily exited the room

 

while playing the ukulele. Tiny Tim giggled.

 

In engineering, Geordi was ordering diagnostics on

 

the corpse of a Mudd class android.

 

Suddenly it reactivated and sprang to life,

 

and said, "Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! I love

 

me some boobies!" Then Geordi flipped a

 

coin. "Heads, I frag this thing, Tails,

 

we dress it up like a ballerina

 

and dance until 'Norman' here starts to

 

realize that he's aboard a Federation starship

 

or Data's new homosexual chip gets installed.

 

" Lt. Barclay was confused. "C-C-Commander Data has

 

been misinformed. That chip actually receives FM

 

radio transmissions from the 20th century...they

 

are supposed to be able to pick

 

up songs by the Rolling Stones and

 

all the hits from the 60's, 70's

 

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