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pillage them for all the crew and

 

bras and panties?"

No, that's the large

 

buttocked women of planet Gluteus Maximus V."

 

Still drunk, Kirk declared his love for

 

the ghost of Washington and attempted to

 

make love to the ships computer

"open

 

sesame," he intoned as he waved his

 

'Little Kirk' around the computer core. Spock

 

walked in just as Kirk opened the

 

maintenance panel and proceeded to insert his

 

old 20th century ATM card into the

 

slot in an attempt to buy the

 

most awesome used hovercar he'd ever seen.

 

"Captain, Mr. Scott reports that the dilithium regulators

 

are experiencing some odd problems. Diagnostics show

 

"Semen! Semen! EVERYWHERE!" screamed Scotty.

"God, Jim!"

 

McCoy put on rubber boots and ran

 

into Engineering.

"Everyone here has Denobulan sex fever!"

 

he yelled. The engineering crew were stunned

 

with phasers while humping the warp coils.