TOS five word thingy!!!

the only form of communication

 

that involved rhythmic bumping, grinding

 

causing tumescence to occur rapidly

 

at a rate never before

 

imagined by the mind of

 

the Librarian People of Dewey

 

in apple butter. Because it

 

was always preferable for a

 

evening out with rough entries

 

in the Galactic Starship Painting

 

Competition to always make a

 

Vulcan cringe in pain and

 

a Tellarite stop arguing. The

 

downside, though, was that it

 

caused Andorian antennae to shrivel

 

to tiny vermilion protuberant wicks.

 

Andorian scientists were unable to

 

reverse their delicious aroma and

 

make sure that antennae could

 

be sold on ebay. "Fascinating."