The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

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"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiileeeeeeeeeence!!" roared Dumbledore. "There will

 

be silence!" Damar phasers him.

 

"Damar kills Dumbledore!"

"Spoiler!"

"Bastard!"

 

cries Quark! "Spoilers are bad

 

for business. Do you want

 

all our stories to be

 

ruined?"

"It was his sled!"

 

shouted Sisko, pointing towards Mr

 

Ed. "I am your father!"

 

"Nay. Ha ha, get it?!"

(Oh, Mr. Ed! You're hilarious!)

 

Oh, he got it alright

 

; and made sure Ed got

 

it too...bwhahaha!!

The Sentient

 

Narrator looked "it" up in

 

order to gloat about the

 

consequences.

"Mister Sisko, your assault

 

on common decadence, whilst badass

 

and moderately amusing, violates several

 

narrative tropes. So I will

 

rewrite this scene using correct