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decided to go with an aquarium for

 

the Xindi Aquatics.

They were quite offended

 

when the Aquatics told them to "Go

 

to hell.", as humans might say. They

 

couldn't communicate in a normal humanoid fashion

 

and instead did the Underwater Macarena in

 

mime format so that they could effectively

 

communicate. Uhura's reply dancing was a sight

 

to see as she waved palm fronds

 

while wearing a grass skirt and coconut

 

bra. Her rhythmic gyrations caused the men

 

to lust after her and distracted them

 

from Spock's surreptitious efforts to alter the

 

chemical balance of the water tanks to

 

induce deadly seizures. Spock was a jealous

 

son of a bitch and was going

 

to kill everyone who even looked at

 

a copy of Field and Stream magazine.

 

So everybody started reading Popular Mechanics and

 

People instead, folding down the pages and