Seven Words in TNG

"If you don't mind me saying so,

 

Worf, today is a good day to

 

LIVE. After all, I think we can

 

torture you sufficiently without resorting to killing

 

you. Death isn't a necessary outcome for

 

the satisfaction of my more unpleasant desires."

 

Worf sighed with relief and decided it

 

was best to grin and bear the

 

torture...at least it would be over

 

by the next time a malevolent entity

 

threatened the Enterprise, and that would be

 

just about.... NOW!

"Captain, sensors report an

 

energy life-form of some kind bearing

 

102 mark 4. Shall we raise shields?"

 

Picard was shocked that the lifeform was

 

so ridiculously ugly. "I hate ugly aliens,"

 

"We're TNG. Don't raise shields. Ask them

 

to wait. Everyone to the observation lounge."

 

The senior staff gathered together in the