Seven Words in TNG

"Number One, bring me a tuna sandwich."

 

"I am not your slave Captain Picard."

 

Riker exclaimed in a sophisticated accent that

 

everyone.

"Get me the tuna sandwich or

 

I'll put you in the agony booth!"

 

The crew didn't know that the Captain

 

had an inner dictator.

"Or what?" dared

 

Riker. "I've been part of this crew

 

"You're fired!" screamed Picard at Commander Riker

 

.

Picard eyed a picture of Donald Trump

 

and pitied his comb over.

"Data you

 

are now second-in-command. Escort this traitor off

 

the bridge and lock them in the

 

bathroom with the backed up lavatory until

 

somebody has to use it. Then they'll

 

get Riker to clean it."

Picard laughed

 

hysterically.

"Set course for Risa!" he shouted.

 

Wesley was sitting at the controls and

 

got the ship underway.

"Captain..can I

 

ask why we're heading to Risa? The