The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

V'Ger and Khan met Shinzon at

 

the gates of Sto'Vo'Kor where they

 

plotted to steal Carl Spock's stash

 

of Dilithium from Praxis. Gorkon and

 

Lincoln sued the McDonald's franchise for

 

its lousy TMP happy meals, but

 

they tasted like they were made

 

in Ferengi sweat shops. Captain Kirk

 

used to work in one, but

 

was fired for eating the McNuggets

 

and hurling them at the first

 

officer Spock. "It was... fun," he

 

said as he opened his mouth

 

sadly. "Your pain runs deep. Share

 

those McNuggets with me Kirk

 

," said Sybok. "But I need my

 

McNuggets!" Kirk said while stuffing his

 

mouth with whale food that he

 

smuggled out of the cetacean institute

 

in Sausalito, while Gillian wasn't looking