TOS five word thingy!!!

The last time he mixed

 

a non-alcoholic drink with food

 

he got so drunk that

 

three crewmen had to carry

 

him back to his quarters

 

, remove is shoes and socks,

 

and put him in his

 

bunk.

McCoy wondered what could

 

be done to keep him

 

on a diet of booze

 

and carbs so that he

 

can undergo an experiment involving

 

his liver and flatulence levels.

 

But Kirk always insisted on

 

drinking and eating just enough

 

to not loose brain cells.

 

Meanwhile, at warp nine, the

 

Enterprise's hull plating began shaking

 

and making Sulu's teacup vibrate.

 

"I thought we arrived."

"Captain!