Seven Words in TNG

said Worf definitely, "What is the 8-ball's

 

--"

"Don't talk about me in third-person!" the

 

8-ball demanded.

Worf drew his phaser but

 

the 8-ball activated a personal forcefield. "That's

 

so predictable." The 8-ball started to get

 

agitated at seeing so many crewmembers trying

 

to destroy him, he held his nose

 

, hovered off the floor, and said, "If

 

I don't receiving some respect around here

 

, you're going to feel the wrath of

 

..the wrath of...the wrath of me!"

 

Everyone thought it was an idle threat

 

until the ball started to glow like

 

a candle.

"What's it doing?" said Geordi.

 

"Pain! Anger! Loneliness!" Deanna gasped.

The 8-ball

 

roared loudly. Picard knew he had to

 

do something but as long as it

 

was on the bridge he didn't want

 

to jeopardize ship's operations. Deanna was still

 

shrieking.

"MAKE HER SHUT UP!" the 8-ball