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of the crew with a sex toy.

 

Waking from his nap, Sulu was sweating

 

profusely and panting. He had

 

to shower before his shift.

 

He dragged his sweaty body

 

into the shower and found

 

that his soap had been coated in

 

mercury and it was now impossible to

 

use without causing brain damage. He looked

 

at a trail of footprints that led

 

to the chemistry lab and found a

 

shard of glass with minute traces of

 

Chekov's semen in it. He remembered collecting

 

Chekov's semen during the sperm drive they

 

held last week. It was very "hands-on".

 

Chekov won first prize but suffered vision

 

loss as masturbation causes blindness. "Vere eez

 

ze kleenex?" he slurred, hairy palms reaching

 

out and grabbing hold of Sulu's trousers.

 

into his shirt to scratch his nipples.