TOS five word thingy!!!

bridge module designed by the

 

same idiots who designed the

 

RonCo Magic Popcorn Popper and

 

then forgot to add instructions

 

to go with it. People

 

knew about this problem beforehand

 

but they didn't know how

 

to tell their asses from

 

the center of a quasar

 

.

"This could end in catastrophe

 

for this ship...we should

 

turn off all power to

 

the lower decks and have

 

the emergency fire crew standing

 

by just in case Scotty

 

miscalculates how much popcorn to

 

make for Movie Night!" Kirk

 

stood by watching his crew

 

rush about like busy beavers

 

.

McCoy said, "Jim, doesn't it