VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

yelled Kazon Al Pacino, who

 

was digging on Seska's ridges.

 

"HOO-WAA!" Kazon Pacino yelled,

 

as he rode in on

 

an eight-legged Kazon reptile mount,

 

which he called Mr Gregfunk.

 

"Not so fast!" yelled Chakotay

 

, before being run down gorily.

 

The Doctor treated his injuries,

 

reluctantly. The delay irked him

 

as he wanted to return

 

to golf with Holotiger Woods

 

and Jack Nicklaus in Scotland.

 

"The pain!" Chakotay moaned, weepily.

 

"Here - just bite down on

 

your own tongue. Shaddap already!"

 

the EMH said, before smacking

 

Chakotay on his protuberant buttocks.

 

"Did you like that?" he

 

said slyly. "Want some more?"