I cant fly 4 point 5!!!

What if Archer wrote this song (to the tune of "I cant drive 55") (Also assuming 125 is the crime code for what he did):

One thumb on engage and one on the abort, hey
Well, Sovals around, I can't launch, no
So I tried my best illegal launch
A big pointy ear come and crushed my groove again

Go on and write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't fly 4 point 5, oh no, uh

 

That's hilarious! I thought 125 was like in years spent in a penal colony

 

Would have made a better theme song than that Bon Jovi wannabe Russell Watson sang. I'd rather have a Sammy Hagar wannabe, or better yet the real Sammy Hagar.