Seven Words in TNG

, a concoction so disgusting that it made

 

the Federation Food Network offer a contract

 

for a new FEAR FACTOR subspace series

 

entitled JEAN-LUC PICARD PRESENTS THE WORST EVER

 

GALACTIC CUISINE. The show was picked up

 

22 episodes plus a bonus Passover Special

 

that featured a cameo by ENTERPRISE's Chef

 

as played by William Riker. This series,

 

which had a big budget for a

 

pre-sequel, unfortunately was headed by two morons

 

named Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble*. They

*Sorry, but I just couldn't take the obvious B&B route...

 

were from Earth's prehistoric era and didn't

 

understand sci-fi, but they accepted payment in

 

carved pieces of stone. Fred liked to

 

leave work early to explore the various

 

orifices of Bronto Burgers drive-in waitresses,

 

but Barney always cautioned him to avoid

 

checking them. They invented gold-pressed latinum to

 

throw a monkey wrench into the interstellar

 

marketplace and piss off the Ferengi, who