Seven Words in TNG

Soongone. "He's making fun of me!!" Picard

 

decided that Soongone would be gone soon.

 

That sentence made Riker laugh very loud.

 

Soongone (played by Adam Sandler) sadly left

 

. He learned a valuable lesson, though:

 

"Don't make fun of the captain's baldness."

 

Picard was unforgiving sometimes, and his hair

 

was eaten by a crocodile during a

 

visit in Louisiana where Sisko invited him.

 

"I went there for the shrimp po'boys,"

 

Picard thought that someone pushed him toward

 

a huge pot of gumbo

 

and that's when he fell in the

 

hot tub filled with lithe, giggling, attractive

 

dolphins of the cetacean institute, bald headed

 

and living the life of a natural

 

animal of the sea. Picard loved them

 

in a way that can't be described

 

and shouldn't be re-enacted, for he was

 

also too hungry to rightly know when