TOS Caption Contest #186: Ladies in Blue

Kirk: Suddenly I like Psychiatrists...

 

After the Plomeek soup incident, Kirk ordered Mr. Spock and Nurse Chapel to watch the StarFleet species hygine video "Why Human Jane Can't Date a Vulcan".

 

Well we already tried cross-circuiting to B and that didn't work,
however there are plenty of letters left in the alphabet to try!

 

Kirk (to self): "And my reason for wanting to go back to UniversePrime is what?"

 

Kirk (thinking): I wonder if this Tantalus gizmo makes clothes disappear.

 

I've had to go through every officer in the fleet to get into this position.
I am humiliated, however I still have got my rank, don't I? The Captain's whore!

 

It was a long, boring night when both Kirk and Noel decided to play it cool and let the other one make the first move.




The bar scene was just as awkward in the Mirror Universe.




Spock: "No, Gentlemen, Miss Chapel and I will not give you the recipe for plomeek soup."

 

Guard on left: "You two better confess or we'll make you wear uniforms just like ours."

 

Mandatory rec room nights on the Enterprise were always a barrel of laughs.

 

Kirk (to self): "Well, that conversation went well. She seems so mellow. After today's tough away mission, I know we'll just have a nice quiet night in. Pop some popcorn and watch a movie. I think we're really going to get along well."

Noel (to self): "Well, that conversation went well. He seems so dynamic. After today's tough away mission, I know he'll want to take my mind off it by an exciting night on the town. Hit every club in the sector. I think we're really going to get along well."

 

Marlena: I may be the captain's woman but you're the first officer's bitch.

 

Spock was rethinking his Match.com membership.