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that Phlox kept in Sickbay

 

In case of snack emergencies.

 

Denobulans often ate strange foods

 

. Chef had a hard time

 

peeling Andorian sweet potatoes that

 

kept moving their eyes around.

 

When it came to butchering

 

alien vegetables Chef was the

 

master. Federation Food Network offered

 

him a contract to do

 

a program showcasing the recipes

 

he'd learned during his career.

 

He was close to accepting

 

the very lucrative offer until

 

the "Denobulan Turnip debacle" derailed

 

his ambitions.

"Wasn't my fault,"

 

he retorted. "It was a

 

deliberate attempt at undermining my

 

career by turning me into

 

a laughing stock in front