"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

Alice 1: I am directed to observe the situation.

[Living area]

Alice 1: He is malfunctioning?

 

MCCOY: He is dying.

 

ALICE 1: If you take him to your Sickbay, will he be repaired?

 

KIRK: Oh, yes.

 

Uhura: No, they're lying. It's a trick. Doctor McCoy injected something into Harry Mudd to make him look sick. It's a trick to get back aboard and sabotage the ship.

 

Alice 1: Your request is refused.

 

Kirk: Uhura, why did you tell her?

 

UHURA: Because I want an android body. I want immortality. I'll live forever, Captain. I'll be young and beautiful.

 

Alice 1: You have been of assistance. We shall fulfill our obligation.

 

Uhura: Thank you.

 

ALICE 1: The programming for your body will be completed before we leave.

 

Alice 1: The programing for your body will be completed before we leave.

Doh!

Kirk: Uhura..... Beautiful!

 

UHURA: I half believed it myself.

 

Scotty: Well, the androids were expecting an attempt, and now we've made it.

 

Chekov: Whats next Captain?

 

KIRK: Next, we take the Alices on a trip through Wonderland.

 

Alice 118 and 2: Do you require something?

 

Kirk: Yes, your attention.

The doors open, McCoy and Scotty enter, now to each other, then play air instruments as Uhura and Chekov enter dancing.

 

Alice 2: What are they doing?

 

KIRK: They're celebrating.