What if aliens worshiped Ronald Reagan?

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  1. Jayson

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    What if aliens came to earth and when they got there iit is because Reagan was a God to them. They based their entire economy on Reaganomic's. They had all his movie's dowloaded into their supercomputer's. They have named all their spaceports and alien craft after Reagan.

    As a liberal I would be surprised but I could roll with it. If you want to make money their is alot to like about the Trickle Down effect. It wouldn't suprise me if a alien race still used money of some sort. I don't think money will ever disapear from the human race so why would it disapear for the aliens. So why not imbrace a philosphy that is all about taking us much money as you can get your hands on it.

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  2. Ethros

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    What if tits?
     
  3. 1001001

    1001001 Serial Canon Violator Moderator

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    I doubt alien beings who worship Ronald Reagan would be smart enough to build and operate interstellar spacecraft.

    Unless Jesus was the Captain...??

    ;)
     
  4. Jayson

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    They would have to be pretty advanced to even figure out who Reagan was. It means they would have visited this planet in the 80's.

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  5. 1001001

    1001001 Serial Canon Violator Moderator

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    Or they had intercepted transmissions of his movies from the 50's. Like in Contact.

    They think he is Ruler of the Monkey People.
     
  6. Jayson

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    Doesn't it take alot of knowledge to intercept a transmission from space?

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  7. iguana_tonante

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    I think that could lead to a few communication problems... :vulcan:
     
  8. 1001001

    1001001 Serial Canon Violator Moderator

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    Just an antenna. Not nearly as complicated as designing a spaceship that can travel across the galaxy.
     
  9. Jayson

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    They would all have numbers at the end of the name to identify a craft. For example you would have Reagan 1 and Reagan 2 and so forth.

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  10. Jayson

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    To properly worship them though they would to decipher between Reagan signals and other broadcast going out in space. Plus they would have to have the ability to learn our language.

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  11. sojourner

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    Stupid questions no longer cute or funny now, just boring.
     
  12. ManOnTheWave

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    If aliens worshiped tits, they would be just like the rest of us.

    Then they would call their wives 'mommy,' and I just can't stand that shit.
     
  13. Squiggy

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    Well, since their society would only be 30 years old I doubt they'd have much of a technological base to construct a FTL vessel.

    Then again, that would be putting too much thought into a retarded thread so I will just post this:

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  14. Jayson

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    Why do you asume they would be only 30 years old? They could have been around as long or longer than humans and simply created a new religion based on what they have discovered here on earth.

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  15. iguana_tonante

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    I'm very much relieved.
     
  16. 1001001

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    Learning another language is pretty easy, when compared to interstellar space flight.

    As for picking him out of all the other signals, well...you've got me there. Maybe it was the hair.
     
  17. Squiggy

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    Actually, their "society" would be less than 30 years old as the first real signals of Reagan are only 30 years old. However they would also have to be within 30 light years of Earth to even get those signals.

    Now, we're going to ignore the fact that Earth-based signals become indistinguishable from the background cosmic radiation as around one light year....

    Let's say that the "society" was exactly 30 years away. They'd have to generate a religion, rebuild a "society" (as "societies" generally don't fare too well through a religion shift and then rebuild the technology that was destroyed in said shift then they'd...ya know what? Fuck it.

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  18. TremblingBluStar

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    How would we tell them apart from Republicans?

    Whaaaat? Somebody had to ask!
     
  19. Jayson

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    They wouldn't look human. Who knows what they would look like. Maybe it's the grey's you always hear about.

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  20. Skellington

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    They would probably not be the inventors of the FTL technology but rather their pets. Lunatics taking over the asylum kind of thing.