TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

"Sorry, Keptin. I vuz distracted. Apollo's beefy man cleavage mesmerized me and I vuz unable to protect Mister Scott."



CHAPEL:"Good, Uhura...good JOB!! Now, remember to take the Covenant soldier's sniper rifle and go find the Warthog. Then you'll need to get to the landing site before the dropship arrives."

 

Chekovinator: "Come vith me if you vant to live."

 

"If it's any consolation, Keptin, I tink the bronze statue on de table might be vurth someting on eRisa."

 

"Doctor! Doctor McCoy! Uhura just got up to Page 100 in LADY CHATTERLY'S LOVER!

Should I begin her on the Mapplethorpe paintings yet or wait?"

 

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Chekov: Vat's wrong, keptin?
Kirk: I just found out that Lt Uhura and Nurse Chapel found my private Video of me masturbating to Green women.
Chekov:You have vone of those, too?

 

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Wow, Christine, you said it looked like a fork, but shit, I didn't believe it!

 

If someone could help me with those photos, I'd appreciate it!

 

There ya go...

 

And within minutes, the gals had rewritten The Tholian Web so that a certain hammy Canadian someone would finally NOT have a chance to steal their lines and all the scenes.

 

Uhura had the highest Chuzzle scores on the ship...

 

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

Thanks.


Wine, Women and Song: The day after.


Gene Roddenberry had a mistress. Majel Barrett smiled for the cameras, but she was dead aside.

 

Kirk: "For God's sake, Chekov, your flap is open!"




Uhura was on a tear with her captions this week.

 

Chekov: It was unbelievable Keptain, Mr. Scott just stood there like this and said to Apollo - "Don't tase me bro!"

 

Chapel: Hey Doc, Uhura thinks she just found the actual Trek XI trailer on this German website?

 

Chapel: A slight mix up with the personnel history files. Nothing to worry about!!!!

 

KIRK:"Just...just...go somewhere. Leave me alone, Pavel.

That accent of yours. One more minute...and I'm going to have McCoy bash me over the skull with that statue on the table."




"DOCTOR! It's marvelous! Wonderful news!

Uhura just saw Spot run! Now she's moved on to hear Spot's owner cuss a blue streak about the puddle Spot left on his floor!"

 

Majel is nice enough to visit Brittany in the hospital but Britany refuses to lose the microphone.

 

``Vait a minute -- you are not the Keptain! You are Conan O'Brien!''

Uhura didn't know the yearbook photographer was taking candids today.

 

Chekov: "No Keptin,its squat-and-kick, the the kazachok is not sit on my fat Iowan ass!"



After hacking into the ships archives the girls found the Spock's video of 'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins' and Captain's attempt at 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds'
and couln not contain their laughter or their horror.