VOY Caption Contest 81; How The Mighty Have Fallen!!!

Doctor: Okay, Crell. You're the expert. How do we kill it?

Mosset: We could step on it.

Doctor: ...

Mosset: With, like, a really BIG boot!

Doctor: Seriously?

Mosset: Come on! Anti-matter powered gigantic boot. It will be awesome!

Doctor: We'll call that "Plan B."

 

NEELIX: Trust me, Mr Vulcan... chew this once a day and it will rid you of the heartbreak of halitosis.



Chakotay: I told you not to piss off the Vulcan.
Janeway: One little joke too many about Ponn farr... you'd think he'd be used to it by now.




Seven: What do you think of my solution?
Hirogen: Impressive, but dress shields in your body suit would have been another alternative to the sleeveless look.




Janeway: Bridge to the holodeck... shut down that Gawd damned Captain Proton program NOW!



Cardassian Doctor: What do yout think this means?
Bob Picardo: It means the production department blew it's budget on Dark Frontier I&II and so we're stuck with this crappy piece of rubber instead of a kewl looking alien.

 

Thank you for the win





Hirogen: "Now place the palm of your left hand in the armpit on your right side and lower and raise your right elbow five times in quick succession!"
Seven: "And you are sure this technique will win me the annual Voyager armpit farting contest?"
Hirogen: "With practice and determination....yes!"





The massage was going well until the alien asked if the Doctor did any "Extras" for cash whilst her boyfriend watched?

 

Chakotay: You just had to gloat the last time you beat Tom at pool, didn't you?

 

Cardassian: With a little butter, they're actually quite tasty!

 

Janeway: It's somewhere in these hills

Chakotay: What is?

Janeway: Coffee

 

"Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!"





Doctor: What do you mean that it's sting 'rocks you like a hurricane?'

 

Janeway: What the hell was THAT?

Paris: Neelix was whipping up a leola root souffle, wearing that polyester suit of his and...

Janeway: I always said he'd work up enough static charge to fell a moose, one day.

 

Chakotay: Any word on the next caption contest?
Janeway: I heard something about it happening three days from now this Friday...

 

Chakotay: So where are we?

Janeway: I don't know. We should have taken that left turn at Starbase Albuquerque!




EMH: Your prognosis, Doctor?

Moset: It's not lupus.

 

JANEWAY: This will be the living room. What a view eh? This has to be the best lot in development Chakotay. Oh and here's where the baby's room will be.

CHAKOTAY: Wait...what??

 

This caption contest is now closed. The new caption contest can be found here:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=181820

 

Tuvok: "An unusual energy phenomenon."

Chakotay: "This could be a trap, we should be careful."

Paris: "Especially if it's a 'Line-Trap.' I remember this girl once on Risa ..."

Janeway: "Mr Paris, all very interest, but could you ease us off to one side."

 

T'Girl, this caption contest is closed, the latest one is in this link:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=181820

The mods have yet to sticky the latest VOY caption contest (no 82; Cavalier Attitudes)